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Scott Storch -- Broke and a Joke

6/11/2008 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The huge McDouche that is Scott Storch got a whole lot McDouche-ier -- as it turns out he's such a deadbeat dad that a Miami Judge wants him in the slammer. And it doesn't stop there.
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As if owing $46,000 in child support isn't bad enough, Storch is over $500,000 in the hole because of unpaid property taxes on his $10.5 million Miami home. To make matters worse, Storch's other baby mama says he owes $5,000 in school tuition to his 16-year-old son (Storch is 34) -- and claims they were just evicted from their Florida home.

A Miami judge has issued a pick-up order for Storch, which authorizes cops to put him in the pokey until he can be taken to court.

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16.

Tammy    

Scott Storch a douche. Big surprise. It's only tattooed on his forehead next to the word "LOSER."

2235 days ago
17.

What-eva!    

WHO???????????

2235 days ago
18.

KOALA    

NONE OF U LOSERS KNOW WHO SCOTT STORCH IS?!?!?! LISTEN TO SUM HIP HOP AND U'LL KNOW...I CANT BELIEVE HE IS BROKE...I LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT HOW TO MANAGE MY MONEY MAYBE HE HAS LEARNED TOO!! GOOD LUCK TO HIM

2235 days ago
19.

Lynne    

That's why Brooke's music career went into the toliet.

2235 days ago
20.

$$$$$$$    

I THOUGHT YOU WANT TO BE RICH NOT TO BE EVICTED

AND WHAT WITH THE RICH PEOPLE BEHIND ON CHILD SUPPORT?

I THOUGHT ONLY THE POOR FALL BEHIND?

LOOK LIKE THE RICH IS CATCHING UP WITH THE POOR

IT SOME SHADY SH** GOING ON

2235 days ago
21.

Let it Be    

Perhaps Hogan has a few more leftover, folded bills he can give him - Don't believe that he'll be saying any 'prayers' for him, though.

Wow.

2235 days ago
22.

Sean    

To the baby's mama, he is in 10th grade now, he is a child but according your lawyers order it sounds like you make him out to be 5. I have four words for you.

GET A FREAKING JOB

Your a gold diggin hag and thats all that you are, child support is child support and should not be used to take care of your lazy a$$. Get a job and contribute to socierty rather than living on your parents couch. How pathetic, you live off your sons dad who has money. What is going to happen when he turns 18 and your not owed anything anymore. Are you going to find some other F list celbrety to bang and start this whole process over again. Damn whore.

2235 days ago
23.

Leela    

Here we go again, women who have children they can't afford to house or educate. Yes the guy sounds like a stupid jerk (how come people with lots of money don't pay their bills?) but when are we going to lose this archaic notion of men paying child support? Girls, newsflash- there's this new stuff called birth control. Why not try finding out what kind of guy he is before you chose to allow yourself to get pregnant instead of just blithely procreating then sitting back with your hand out waiting for that monthly cheque. Most decent men will be more than happy to help pitch in with the kid's expenses and if he's not decent, well...there's that whole thing about using birth control. Try getting an education or a skill before you have kids, just in case you end up having to actually support your child instead of using your child as a source of income.

2235 days ago
24.

RITE ING KLAS    

TMZ; CAN YOU STICK TO PEOPLE WE KNOW?

PUH-LEASE STOP WASTING OUR TIME :[

2235 days ago
25.

Hahaha!    

THAT SAID, COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!

2235 days ago
26.

danny    

It doesn't read to me that the man is broke, he just has a bad choice of mates. As much as he DOES pay in child support, and yet she can't manage to maintain a roof over her head. This seems to me that she doesn't work, and lives off the CHILD SUPPORT, and I capitalize this because it's intended for the child and it's future, not the parents only means of income. We really need to get out of this state of ignorance we exist in. BUT at the same time, again it's his BAD choice of mates that got him in this situation, so do I feel bad....Nope.

2235 days ago
27.

That is NASTY    

SCOTT STORK IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR TRAILER TRASH. HE NEEDS TO SELL HIS TACKY CLOTHES ON EBAY

2235 days ago
28.

Make It Right!!    

Nope. Not on the FORBES Celebrity HOT 100 LIST!

2235 days ago
29.

ROTTWEILER    

NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH OLD AVIATOR THICK UGLY GLASSES AND TINY TEETH. SURE FIRE SIGN OF A LOSER!!

2235 days ago
30.

That is NASTY    

He has high cheek bones like a woman. He looks like a woman.

2235 days ago
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