John Mayer: Grower Not a Shower

.....he's not going to be able to strum a guitar string with acromegaly-inflamed hands.....

TMZ got punked. I know that human growth hormones reek havoc on the body and can cause all types of harm. I wish he was taking them cuz I don't like him.

Hi john, you are pretty funny, we love you, hang in there buddy. one of your biggest fan,

i think he's joking about andy pettite. didn't he say he only took hgh once or twice?

ha ha ha!!! Such a Riot OMG John Mayer is Sooo Funny!!! He entertains the paps? But WTF happened to his music? Thanks for Selling out John!! Thanks for Selling out!! One to many dinners at the Rumplestilskin table I mean Simpson table :)

He is obviously messing with you. I actually think it is really funny. If I was a celeb and people were taking pictures of me everywhere all the time, I would mess with them too!!! keep on making us laugh john.

Your AD Here!, Since when does a degree in journalism make you intelligent. It proves that you've passed a certain minimum number of courses with a high enough grade to get credit but that's all it means. And a PHD from Stamford or Yale does not mean you have any common sense.
Only an idiot would take male hormones to stay thin or lose weight. Have you noticed how many fat men there are? They can't all have low testosterone.

Go Sox

Does he think he is funny doing these stupid things he does for paps? He is so annoying and so immature. How can Jenn date him & when is he coming out of closet he is so deep in its not even funny,

I believe John made all those post and didn't even change it up much. He is so pathetic. I lost so much respect for him.

Oh, cute little Reine. You keep hoping and praying that someone, anyone will marry your sweet little Jen!!! If she'd done right by her man, she'd still be married to Mr. Pitt and have a child as well, but she chose fame over family...so you just keep on hoping and praying for sweet little Jen you cutie patootie you!!!!

GO SOX< so maybe it DOESN'T take a college degree to know...all it takes is ONE VISIT TO A DOCTOR AND YOU WOULD KNOW HOW A PRESCRIPTION IS PROPERLY HANDLED so all these backwoods dumb asses have NEVER BEEN TO A DOCTOR THEN, alright?????

John likes to joke with the media. What's the harm in that? I'm not taking this thing too seriously.
As with Jennife Aniston-I have a feeling he'll dump her soon.