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Oates' Stache

Hall of a Weapon!

7/1/2008 4:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

With any luck, John Oates won't ever play second banana to Daryl Hall again -- but he'll have to lose his boom-chicka-boom-boom moustache in the process.

Well, sort of: Primary Wave, the publisher that owns most of the Hall & Oates catalog is shopping around a cartoon called "J-Stache" in which John's upper-lip hair is used as a weapon to fell such evil stache-wearing villains as Tom Selleck and David Crosby. (If you're sensing irony in all this, you win!)

John Oates doesn't think the plan is hair-brained at all. In fact, he tells TMZ: "When I first heard about the idea for 'J Stache,' my first reaction was -- at last the world is finally ready to again embrace the power of the 'stache. Its time has come again. The creative team at Primary Wave really got it and I wanted to be involved from the beginning."


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Seriously outta touch, man

2269 days ago


He looked much better with the moustache. He looks pretty creepy without it!

2269 days ago


What is is with youse guyze? Is it '80's Day or something?
The only person y'all haven't posted about is Molly Ringwald and her new series.

2269 days ago


Babba Boey is Babba Boey

2269 days ago

sparkys nemesis    

Loathe must 'staches -- but Sparky's is the worst. Dudes look 10 years younger without 'em, most times.

2269 days ago


Hall and Oates would do just fine without the Oates part....remind me please, what parts or vocals does he provide in the duo? The guy is a sawed off runt and if the stache makes/made him feel more powerful good for him, but bad for us.

Like number one said so well---seriously outta touch, and outta time.

2269 days ago

Alexa De Paris    

WTF?!? Somebody at First Wave must be really, really bored or smokin' some mighty powerful sh*t!!

2269 days ago


In my made-up world, Tom Selleck is always the good guy and John Oates is Mr. Evil....

2268 days ago


Great Band, but both those Hall & Oats Guy,s are admitted Homo's, kinda like Harvey, lol.

2268 days ago

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