Dane Cook: Shih Tzu Happens

1. Our tax dollars at work!!!!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Meredith

2. Daaammmnnnnn Dean!

O.K....so you hate scooping dog $hit. You got a few bucks man! PAY an agency/neighbor/friend to walk Fido twice each day guy! Have some respect for yourself and your neighbors!

You creep around and let your dog crap in other people's space???? If you were my neighbor....I dunno....I'd hate to think of what I'd do about the problem you're creating. I'll tell you this much though....you'd be smelling like $hit.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 8th 2008 by The Pet Walker Advocate

3. Yeah Dane, what gives with common sense? If you truly love your dog than you'd respect others like the rest of us dog owners do and clean up after it.

What a wuss you are, is this what they taught you in Arlington Ma? I doubt it because others from there I have met dont have a prima donna attitude like yours.

For a funny guy you aint so funny.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Screams instead of joke telling

4. This guy is an ASSH*LE. He thinks he's cute or something. Look in the fricken mirror, cook. You're not attractive,cant act, and definitely NOT funny. Youn need to find another line of work, Way behind the camera, loser.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jul 8th 2008 by jimbo

5. if you want to own a dog then it's your duty to pick up the doodie.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 8th 2008 by tam

6. Dane - you're an adult now. Buy your own place. It's embarrassing!! Do you have roommates too? You are a multi-millionaire!! Real Estate is a solid investment!!

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 8th 2008 by mrlowery

7. I can imagine Cook in court right now: "Your honor and members of the jury, I ask you to please strike this crap from my record."

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 8th 2008 by SNG

8. 1st

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 8th 2008 by eric

9. Pick up your dog's $h*t!!! I clean up after my dogs, so I expect everyone else to do the same. It's not only common sense, but common courtesy. Neither of which Dane Cook has, obviously. Jury trial? Ridiculous.

Posted at 4:07PM on Jul 8th 2008 by i love my dogs

10. Dane Cook is a retard. The end.

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Holly S

11. Okay that is just lazy, pathetic, so unsanitary and rude to others in the building. As a dog owner, if you aren't going to take responsibility for cleaning up after your pet, you shouldn't own one! The judge should make him and his dog live in crap for a month to see how he likes it.

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Grossed Out

12. Looks like I'm not the only one who won't take Dane Cook's crap!

Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 8th 2008 by David Connor

13. Oh come on. Mutliple HBO specials and ShowTime Specials. Movies and comedy shows - this guys has to have millions by now. Buy a f(#%*(Ting house already. Or better yet, hired an assistant, dog walker, whatever, then you won't be in the news or would be getting sued by the LANDLORD. Grow up.

Posted at 4:52PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Sean

14. Nice Dean...u douchebag. Everyone has to step in your dog's sh*t. So maybe it is all right to p*ss on his apt door or crap on his car, lol. I say it again...DOUCHEBAG.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jul 8th 2008 by agent smith

15. Dane,

IT'S YOUR DUTY TO PICK UP YOUR OWN DOG'S DOODIE!!!

Stop acting like you are a princess...you live in an apartment, you are not above anyone...even if you lived in a mansion...if you walk your dog and it takes a dump you pick it up.

You are such a loser man...and you aren't even funny...maybe that's why you are so unsuccessful. I suggest finding a new career that pays better so you can get out of that apartment and buy a house (or even rent one) to have your dog crap all over the backyard and you can let the gardener do it for you. Lame a$$ lame a$$!!!

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Starshines72