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"Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces

7/11/2008 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eva Longoria tanned her curves on a yacht in Italy on Thursday. Check out all her cargo!

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31.

nico    

holy moly thats a little toooo much cheeese in the rear

2190 days ago
32.

Mike B    

No more little miss size 0. Letting herself go after marriage. She does look sloppy.

2190 days ago
33.

it takes a molester    

To Your Ad Here! ...you are boring and repetive, *zzzzzzzzzz*.

2190 days ago
34.

J    

Peolpe are soo funny...Eva is a normal woman with a normal womans body!!! She has a husband that loves her and she probably isnt too worried about a little cottage cheese....she is beautiful but I dont like the tramp stamp either!! STOP HATING PPL

2190 days ago
35.

wayne adam ford    


only wish she could ACT like
natalie wood and float.......

2190 days ago
36.

noitall    

OUCH, TMZ!!! SHE'S GONNA HATE YOU........... All of a sudden this chick is as PLAIN as they get. PLUS, she has a very STRANGE FIGURE.......it's like "muffin-top meets 12 year old boy"... VERY, VERY WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!

2190 days ago
37.

buttercup    

I have never been her fan...For some reason, this woman annoys me...if it wasn't for the make up, the expensive clothes, and shoes she will look plain ugly...she is short, dark and ugly...I don't see her as being a talented actress either! With all her ink on her back, she looks tacky and so cheap...this one has no class...

2190 days ago
38.

younglove    

She doesn't look like anything great without all that make up and air brushing. it's nice to see her look normal for once. these hollywood women don't look so hot without all that make up on their face.

2190 days ago
39.

gardner    

big bump. fat or preggers? time shall tell...

2190 days ago
40.

it takes a molester    

she's starting to remind me of Angelina Jolie...I don't think anyone has as many tramp stamps as that woman.

2190 days ago
41.

WTF    

No makeup, no hairdresser, no couture - Senora Parker, casa frau.

2190 days ago
42.

Make It Right!!    

Who would have guessed that 'ol Celina Dion would have a wAYYYYY hotter a$$ than Ms. Sex Appeal-ly 'Desperate' Eva Longoria Parker!! Way to rock that a$$ Celine!! I am still totally and utterly impressed and I HATE Celine Dion...but damn, she has a great a$$!!!

2190 days ago
43.

it takes a molester    

There is nothing wrong with her body, she looks like a real women with a little junk in her trunk. Everybody doesn't like skinny ass women like white people do.

2189 days ago
44.

Make It Right!!    

It was repetitive on purpose! It was a crusade to shake you people up here on TMZ and to really try to stir the pot between TMZ and John Mayer...it would have been great fun and we probably would have made the news...but alas...you'd all just rather sit here and numbingly, mindlessly blog on and on about celebs on sites that NO ONE except the other posters will ever read...and for what? Nothing comes from it! So, you get to call some people names like "Tramp Stamp" and "Skankalina" but what does it truly accomplish in anyone lives...even your own 'PERKY'? Sorry, I have always been a woman of action. I can't stand day in and day out just sitting here whining and bitching about all this when we could have actually DONE something to make an impact ON THEM FOR A CHANGE instead of them dictating to US what is and what isn't entertainment. And it was supposed to be for FUN! Dang...what is wrong with you people NOT WANTING TO HAvE SoME FUN AnD PUNK SOME OF THESE CELEBRITIES AnD parTICULARYLY TMZ??? Afraid they won't let you post anymore? Would that really be the end of the world? Well, maybe your world...

2189 days ago
45.

Jessica    

TRAMP STAMP!

2189 days ago
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