Madonna Turns 3.3 Miley's Old

Admit it, two things you never thought would happen -- Madonna turning 50, and her celebrating the cherished moment with husbore, Guy Ritchie.

Our spies were inside Madge's half-century soiree last night at Volstead, a private party nightclub in London's west end. They say about 90 people showed up for Madge's surprise party -- and she was actually surprised -- including her three kids (who came in through the back). Thousands of red roses were everywhere, her table had a caviar-filled crystal ball on it, and sushi, quail eggs, watermelon martinis and giant bottles of Krug Rose champagne were served.

At one point Guy stood up and gave a lovey-dovey speech about her. Madonna followed (refusing a mic because it was too impersonal), and spoke about how much she loved her loyal friends -- then went on a diatribe about Kabbalah that made people lose interest. Imagine that. The shin dig lasted until 3 AM.



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1. At this point Madonna is like some sort of ethereal, bizzare, beautiful cartoon character-like entity; sort of like Michael Jackson and Prince except a seemingly more grounded---- probably unable to even fasten a necklace herself (spoiled) but good at what she does (live performance) and --plastic surgery or no-- f*cking GORGEOUS. Happy 50th birthday, Madonna. Keep it together.

Posted at 10:59AM on Aug 17th 2008 by baby b

2. At this point Madonna is like some sort of ethereal, bizzare,
beautiful cartoon character-like entity; sort of like Michael Jackson
and Prince except a seemingly more grounded---- probably unable to
even fasten a necklace herself (spoiled) but good at what she does
(live performance) and --plastic surgery or no-- f*cking GORGEOUS.
Happy 50th birthday, Madonna. Keep it together.

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 17th 2008 by baby b

3. I have adored Madonna since she started, lots of bumps in the road for her, as well as triumphs. Love that she re-invents herself yearly and that she is having fun doing it. LOVE the new 50 look...Happy Birthday Madonna!

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Love that Girl

4. No, she can't do her own necklace! LOL She only works out every day of her life at the gym or on stage, and is a brilliant business woman. Spoiled? She has earned every dime she has. She is quirky and brazen, but comparing her to a pedophile is pretty insulting. You think you're deep and poetic? Your post is utterly stupid.

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 17th 2008 by Deidre

5. She looks great and is a true entertainer. I wish Madonna 50 more happy bithdays.

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 17th 2008 by JEN2K

6. Fifty?

I thought Madonna worked something out with her cult leaders that knocked a bunch of years off her age, and she is now "spiritually" in her thirties. Sort of psychic plastic surgery.

Posted at 12:14PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Kay

7. She looks like a lady vampire and is one of the most disgusting famous person out there. She has slept with so many men and women it ain't funny. Loose your fake british accent as well!

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Kelli

8. My God she looks like a creepy character from one of those classic movies about former stars grotesquely trying to hold on to past glory like Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? or Sunset Boulevard.

Posted at 12:41PM on Aug 17th 2008 by t.k.

9. I dont see how she can see over those inflated cheek inserts. Wow, as if we wouldnt notice.

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Cheeks? check

10. Madonna looks like wax ... She needs to just GO AWAY !!!! ... Next

Posted at 2:49PM on Aug 17th 2008 by TMZ IS THE SNIZ NIZZLE

11. OMG Madonna is nasty looking .... I feel bad for her kids ..

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 17th 2008 by TMZ FAN

12. to Kelli

blow me mate !!

xoxo
M.

Posted at 2:52PM on Aug 17th 2008 by MADdonna

13. She's gross. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 17th 2008 by moveover00

14. MADonna no way sorry I would catch something from your std self! lol

Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 17th 2008 by Kelli

15. Gee, Madge, your bones are growing.

Posted at 3:47PM on Aug 17th 2008 by dreamer

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