Michael Phelps -- Nerd No More

why not?

nice rack on the pink poka dot girl

It's totally normal, TMZ. It's what any young man would do if he had the chance.

Go Sox

He worked for it. Let him enjoy it. Look at the Hollywood girls, Michael, but don't touch. You don't want your little tadpoles swimming with the sharks in that cesspool.

He better carry his crazy lookin self on home before he gets rolled by these hookers.

He shouldn't soil himself with these Hollywood skanks who don't have a single thing on this earth to do but hang around waiting for some rich and famous guy to leech off of! Misha Barton has been with Brandon "Nasty Ass" Davis, who has been with Lindsay Lohan (I'll stop here).

He should find himself a nice, respectable young woman who doesn't flash her body parts whenever a camera aims in her direction.

Like flies on dog poop.

the guy is acting like any other guy.
geeez. what do the bitter betties at tmz have against him?

This guy doesn't do anything for me whatsoever! With all the money he is going to make he needs to get his mouth and teeth worked on!!

These people are making fools of themselves hanging on him.

Though I personally don't see it myself, his nose and ears are way too big for my liking, he's earned it. Let him party it up for a bit! I just hope he doesn't become another Lance "I won Tour de France, makes me an instant celeb so I'm going to sleep my way around Hollywood" Armstrong.

Winning an Olympic medal just makes you a fast nerd. Now the women can laugh at how fast he is in bed.

Eww! Who hayell is he anyways?

I'd be following him around all day if i were in Vegas, he's hottt!

Looks like he is just posing for pictures. Nothing wrong with that. Hope he doesn't embarrass his momma!