Michael Phelps -- Nerd No More

1. why not?

Posted at 1:15PM on Sep 8th 2008 by artie help

2. nice rack on the pink poka dot girl

Posted at 1:17PM on Sep 8th 2008 by B

3. It's totally normal, TMZ. It's what any young man would do if he had the chance.

Go Sox

Posted at 1:18PM on Sep 8th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

4.

He worked for it. Let him enjoy it. Look at the Hollywood girls, Michael, but don't touch. You don't want your little tadpoles swimming with the sharks in that cesspool.

Posted at 1:20PM on Sep 8th 2008 by OCD

5. He better carry his crazy lookin self on home before he gets rolled by these hookers.

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 8th 2008 by molly p.

6. He shouldn't soil himself with these Hollywood skanks who don't have a single thing on this earth to do but hang around waiting for some rich and famous guy to leech off of! Misha Barton has been with Brandon "Nasty Ass" Davis, who has been with Lindsay Lohan (I'll stop here).

He should find himself a nice, respectable young woman who doesn't flash her body parts whenever a camera aims in her direction.

Posted at 1:27PM on Sep 8th 2008 by the vampire lestat

7. Like flies on dog poop.

Posted at 1:32PM on Sep 8th 2008 by Tired of it all

8. the guy is acting like any other guy.
geeez. what do the bitter betties at tmz have against him?

Posted at 7:49PM on Sep 8th 2008 by NYC123

9. This guy doesn't do anything for me whatsoever! With all the money he is going to make he needs to get his mouth and teeth worked on!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Sep 8th 2008 by whatever

10. These people are making fools of themselves hanging on him.

Posted at 1:37PM on Sep 8th 2008 by CaliforniaSphynx

11. Though I personally don't see it myself, his nose and ears are way too big for my liking, he's earned it. Let him party it up for a bit! I just hope he doesn't become another Lance "I won Tour de France, makes me an instant celeb so I'm going to sleep my way around Hollywood" Armstrong.

Posted at 1:39PM on Sep 8th 2008 by Popsmart

12. Winning an Olympic medal just makes you a fast nerd. Now the women can laugh at how fast he is in bed.

Posted at 1:41PM on Sep 8th 2008 by Crabby

13. Eww! Who hayell is he anyways?

Posted at 1:48PM on Sep 8th 2008 by White Man 4 Minorities

14. I'd be following him around all day if i were in Vegas, he's hottt!

Posted at 11:57PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Yasmin

15. Looks like he is just posing for pictures. Nothing wrong with that. Hope he doesn't embarrass his momma!

Posted at 2:40PM on Sep 8th 2008 by CG