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Jose Canseco Busted with Anti Nut-Shrinkers

10/10/2008 7:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Baseball's most famous 'roid monger, Jose Canseco, spent more than 9 hours in federal custody yesterday after U.S. border agents caught him allegedly smuggling HCG -- a hormone commonly used to reverse the shrinking effects of jock juice.

According to Canseco's attorney, Jose was on his way back from Mexico, when he was stopped at a San Diego checkpoint and randomly searched. Canseco's lawyer claims feds uncovered a "small amount" of a hormone called HCG. FYI -- the hormone can be legally acquired in the U.S. with a proper prescription.

After Canseco and an unidentified passenger spent more than 9 hours in custody, the 44-year-old gave permission for agents to search his Los Angeles home. We're told the sweep turned up nothing.

Canseco is due in federal court in on Tuesday to face a smuggling violation.

Story developing...

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1.

Jill-not fat    

Shrinking nuts is a short term effect of steriods, so unless he is currently on them, he shouldn't need the drug.

2172 days ago
2.

Melissa    

Thank goodness they didn't find the penis pump!

Bwaaaaahhhhh, lol!

2172 days ago
3.

Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Pause a moment, reflect back.

These events are actual events from history..

They really happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnaped and massacred by Muslim male extremists.

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists.

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnaped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists.

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists.

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists.

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver was murdered by Muslim male extremists. ( remember the pilot of this flight was from Richmond, MO)

8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists.

11. On 9 /11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the W orld Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists.

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists.

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnaped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists.

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

According to The Book of Revelations:

The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.

And Now:
For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The Presidency of the United states of America .. A Male of Muslim descent who is the most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words an extremist) and in his 40's.

Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason ???

I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' candidate Obama...

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.

As the writer of the award winning story 'Forest Gump' so aptly put it,
'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'

2172 days ago
4.

Kelli    

Why am I not suprised?

2172 days ago
5.

Ms. X    

I can't believe he gave them permission to search his home. No wonder he needs "Ball Enhancement".

2172 days ago
6.

Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very open about his two years
> at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind,
> did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was
> the name he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan. During the summer of 1981, after his second
> year in college, he made a 'round the world' Stopping to see his mother in IndoHyderabad in indonesia, next India, three weeks in Karachi, Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he
> get the money for this trip? Niether I, nor any one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they where in
college. When he came back he started school at Columbia University in New York. It is at this time he wants everyone
to call him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia? It's not cheap to say the least! Where did he get money for tuition?
> > Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia, he went to Chicago
> to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000 a year. Why Chicago? Why not New York? He was already living in New
> York. By 'chance' he met Antoine'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria, and a real estate developer
> in Chicago. Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade' by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two years later, Obama Harvard Law School. Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School? Where did he get the money for Law School? More student loans? After Law school,> he went back to Chicago. Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland. Guess what? They represented 'Rezar' which is Rezko's firm.
> Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago. In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing
> Obama
with 'seed money' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking
> price) With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price.
> The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko. Now, we have Obama running for President.
> Valerie Jarrett, was Michele Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett born? Ready for this? Shiraz, Iran! Do we see a pattern here? Or am I going crazy On May 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert
> Malley,
> > advisor
> > > to Obama, was 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran. This
past week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported that during Obama's visit to Iraq,
> he asked their leaders to do nothing about the war until after
he is elected, and he will 'Take care of things'. Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that
where born in Pakistan? They are in charge of
all
those
'small' Internet campaign contributions
for Obama.Where is that money coming from? The poor and
middle
class in this country? Or could it be from the
Middle East And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times posted a verbal slip that was
> made on
> > > 'This Week' with George Stephanapoulos. Obama on
talking about his religion said, 'My Muslim faith'.
When questioned, 'he made a mistake'.
some mistake!
All of the above information I got on line. If
> you would
like to check it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia,
Barack
Obama;
> > > Tony Rezko; Valerie Jarrett: Daily Times - Obama visited
Pakistan in 1981; The Washington Times -
2008;
The Times May 10, 2008.
Now the BIG question - If I found out all this
information
on my own, Why haven't all of our 'intelligent'
members of the press been reporting this?
A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear -
'Beware of
the enemy from within'!!!

2172 days ago
7.

rogue24    

HCG is used for alot of things (i.e. weighloss) which has bcome more popular lately.

I know poeple who have went to mexico and bought it for that a number of times.

2172 days ago
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thats right    

the ''nut'' job who posted #5 and 6 has way too much time on his hands. seeing as how this is for posting about jose canseco and his tiny balls, not extreme muslims. fuh-reek!

2172 days ago
9.

Baseball Junkie    

thats right, Thanks for saving me the trouble.
What difference does it make whether you can get a legal prescription for HCG in the US? You still need to persuade an MD that you need it.

Go Sox

2172 days ago
10.

fans of President Obama    

NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN
NO GEORGE W. PALIN

2172 days ago
11.

sparkys nemesis    

Why is Canseco so reviled? Because he ratted people out...or because he had the guts to tell the truth in the past?

2172 days ago
12.

Iskur    

#11 You mean no George W. Mccain? How can you be a fan of Mccain and not Bush? They're practically the same person.

2172 days ago
13.

Heather78    

HCG is ALSO the hormone created by a womans body at the time of conception- (pregnancy)

2172 days ago
14.

JR    

Why do you let morons and liars put their completely irrelevant and insane ("Obama is the anti-Christ"--well, he's got my vote!)
posts, without a button to flag something as offensive or completely off-topic?

Those posts are total b.s., proving that anyone can say anything on the internet. John McCain admitted a year ago on Meet the Press that he fathered three children with a woman who was the governor of a large state. Sarah Palin???

Now that's b.s., but the Republicans post crap like that about Democrats all the time, perfectly seriously.

2172 days ago
15.

hahahaha!    

I agree with you #12 I don't get the hate. He was truthful and everyone called him liar.. now we find out how many of the 'greats' were shooting up.. it's pathetic and I'm glad they were caught, all the millions they make. Sheesh. I remember him on the Surreal Life too and he really seemed like a normal funny guy, not afraid to laugh at himself , or admit when he did wrong and even during a book signing basebal fans were coming up to him yelling at him, one guy saying 'so how does it feel to know you single handedly killed basebal'.. and he stayed so calm and in control. I think him giving the ok to search his house and them finding nothing at all says alot.

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