Oh, wait. It's just Lance Bass in an extra special nuclear shade of orange for the "Dancing with the Stars" finale.
Spray 'em if you got 'em.
Amber Alert Issued for Lance Bass
Beauty
11/25/2008 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
20 COMMENTS
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Orange, Grey or purple, I hope him or Warren win and not Brooke.
She just thinks shes better than anyone cause the judges told her EVERY
week how good she is and now he head and ego are tooooo big!!!!
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Lance is a cutie. I hope he wins. That brook thinks her caca doesn't stink. That fat black man tries, but he really can't dance. Hope the judges get this one right.
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OMG Lance, what were you thinking when you picked that hip hop you had a shot my friend but sadly the public wanted the dazzle and lift factor in the style of dance. I think you just gave it away to Burke. but I still luv ya!
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Lance looks like a corn crop
With spiked hair on top
Sweepin across the floor like a mop
While INSYNC was a flop
Now he's bein taught
How to dance like a man
But he will never understand
That he's as fake as Palin
He's lost in space
Trying to erase
The mistakes he makes
But thats ok
Lance Bass is here to save the day
Rainbows array
Everything is gay.
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Carrie Ann Inaba hasn't been very nice to him this season and last night took the cake. There was a time she was thinking about having children, however I think she's too explosive to be a good mother.
Last night I voted for the first time this season for Lance Bass. Although it is clear he is not slated to win with the judges, it will be helpful to his future career in entertainment.
It is obvious that Brooke has been exposed to dancing gymnastics or was taking dancing lessons prior to her selection on DWTS. Without the breast implants and weave she would simply be a Jane Doe walking the streets of Hollywood.
I really enjoyed the other dignified black men on the show however Warren has no class.
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I cannot believe the audacity of TMZ and AOL for their use of the "Amber Alert" tag to get the attention of 1) folks who don't give a d*mn about Lance Bass; 2) stupid folks who just love Lance and I am sure are very concerned that he is "missing". Hogwash! The Amber Alert system was developed back in the 1990's as a result of a little Texas girl named Amber who went missing and met a terrible end. The TMZ and AOL folks who decided it was okay and funny to use the Amber Alert to draw attention to some mindless drival should be so lucky as to suffer the same end as little Amber did. You should be drawn and quartered!
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i voted for warren last night and they cut me off on cell ph after 3 votes and 4 on home ph. whats up with that i call it cheating
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Poor timing to use that title, considering there's an actual Amber Alert out for three girls after their mother was found dead:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jhKtMTlipKhe-C-IAUx9N1m4iEqAD94M2BIG1
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