Ask anyone in jail how they got there, and they'll all tell you they're innocent -- DMX is no different.
In an interview with KSAZ in Phoenix, DMX was insistent that he "didn't get in any trouble" last year -- which means this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this arrest were all figments of our imagination.
X also let loose a ton of fun facts -- including how he's starting a TV show from jail, how he just completed his first gospel album and how much he misses his eight kids. That's still more arrests than he has babies, but who's counting?
DMX in Jail: I Didn't Do It
1/14/2009 6:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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