DMX in Jail: I Didn't Do It

1/14/2009 6:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ask anyone in jail how they got there, and they'll all tell you they're innocent -- DMX is no different.

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In an interview with KSAZ in Phoenix, DMX was insistent that he "didn't get in any trouble" last year -- which means this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this arrest were all figments of our imagination.

X also let loose a ton of fun facts -- including how he's starting a TV show from jail, how he just completed his first gospel album and how much he misses his eight kids. That's still more arrests than he has babies, but who's counting?