Mickey Rourke Really Blue It

2/5/2009 3:30 AM PST
Wearing the official 2008 Los Angeles Douchebag commemorative cap, a lovely Anne Klein scarf, a cobalt Michael Jackson Thriller jacket, a pair of Jessica Simpson limited edition mom jeans and a blinged out chain belt leftover from *NSYNC's 2000 No Strings Attached tour, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke shopped in Paris ... to no avail.

Somehow he managed to score an Oscar nom, but not a stylist.