Marc Anthony/J.Lo Avoid V-Day Massacre

By not divorcing, J.Lo and Marc Anthony arguably had a better Valentine's Day than all those gangsters who were brutally murdered by Al Capone. But it's J.Lo, so ... it's debatable.


The couple finally killed rumors of their impending Valentine's Day divorce by being pictured yesterday with their twins. The adorable dude on the right looks like he's right out of "Mad Magazine."

According to the media, J.Lo will only get divorced on holidays, so they're safe until St. Patrick's day.