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Matt Damon -- Mad For Spandex

3/8/2009 1:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Are you crazy enough to be like Matt Damon? If so, you're probably already wearing biking shorts 18 sizes too small. But if you're a normal person, all you can really do is stare in horror as the actor's body parts struggle to escape from their spandex prison.



Damon squeezed into the tiny pants today during the Cape Argus cycle tour in Cape Town, South Africa.

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julie    

Daaaaaamit TMZ! You magnified the wrong part of the picture!

1969 days ago
17.

Ballistic    

That is what bike shorts look like. Yes, he has giblets, but the shorts themselves have some built in padding. Do we really need to re-read "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"?

1969 days ago
18.

jim    

Damon is a celebratard. Maybe he's looking for those donosaurs that lived 4000 yrs ago?

1969 days ago
19.

Debzilla    

Holy Moley!! One little fart and them things are gonna BLOW!!! He is probably still apologizing to his pork & beans LOL

1969 days ago
20.

Debzilla    

I do however agree he can wear em well, he is in great shape! Not everyone can wear these and get away with not making someone puke haha

1969 days ago
21.

Mik    

"I've learned that no matter how mush i care,some people are just a$$holes"

1969 days ago
22.

married to cyclist    

Anyone who is a cyclist knows that the shorts are fitting him fine. Also, the crotch is heavly padded so really, it's not him but the shorts.

1969 days ago
23.

Atomik the Duck    

Cycling shorts have to be tight. It's a matter of function. How desperate are you folks?

1969 days ago
24.

hottie    

He's an a-hole. Can't stand him. And he's short.

1969 days ago
25.

Asheville Fitz    

He looks like some ol Queenie from Ft Lauderdale
The ones that hang around sniffing for young stuff

1969 days ago
26.

NOT!    

His legs are crap.. where's his calf muscles?

1969 days ago
27.

Chloe19    

Being a former cyclist I know that this is the look and the proper gear. The tighter the better, it cuts the wind resistnace. I remember wearing those pants and the shoes that clip into the peddle, its all part of the "PACKAGE". Love you Matt..

1969 days ago
28.

Misplaced Texan    

Bikers know that his spandax fits as spandax should. A real biker would have shaved his legs, though. As for his fans, lookin' good, Mr. D.

1969 days ago
29.

Robyn    

He is an idiot. BAD MOVIES!! Hollywood needs all new actors and actresses to make movies. I'm over all these tools.

1969 days ago
30.

SoCal Razzles    

eeeew...TMI

1969 days ago
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