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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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121.

tmz.fan    

This is crazy. There are some great YouTube parodies already. This brings new meaning to his Slap Chop commercials:

"You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away...you’re going to have an exciting life now!"

1853 days ago
122.

ejhickey    

Vince is my MAIN main!! Now I am sending my orders for several sets of SHAMWOWS and his new product SLAPCHOP.

GO VINCE!!! DUDE, YOU ARE INNOCENT EVEN IF PROVEN GUILTY!!!

1853 days ago
123.

jbird    

I really like the vid quote Keith Olbermann's crew found for his newest product, the SlapChopper, for this breaking news: "Your really gonna like my nuts!" Very fitting for this story, and no I didnt make it up.

1853 days ago
124.

COLONEL KERNEL    

AND WHO KISSES HOOKERS????/ AFTER THEY STUFF THEIR FACES UP THE ASSES OF DISGUSTING SMELLY OLD HAIRY STANK MEN. DUDE, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. SERIOUSLY

1853 days ago
125.

mizmu    

it doens't top barkleys story, guys r hilarious

1853 days ago
126.

stoneytheman    

Let me guess, was she German? $1000, but wait that's not all. You will also recieve (CRUNCH!)
*NOTE: Never kiss a hooker. You never know where those lips have been.

1853 days ago
127.

LongJohn69    

Judging by the mug shots, I'd say the HO won the fight. Apparantly, she didn't bite off any more than she could chew.

1853 days ago
128.

Insert comical name here    

Perhaps she was just trying to make sure he didn't make any more stupid and annoying commercials. I'm with the hooker on this one.

1853 days ago
129.

tmz.fan    

This story is great on so many levels. TMZ, you need to get a video papper out to Miami Beach and get Vince on camera!!!

1853 days ago
130.

jerome    

he mess her up real bad she did not bite him its a lie !he is freaky he likes to beat girls

1853 days ago
131.

catch11    

Awww..... Vince is so cute n funny he shouldn't need a hooker!

1853 days ago
132.

Ryan    

YA GETTING THIS CAMERA GUY??!?

1853 days ago
133.

bobbyozone    

20. 10. Quality hookers don't kiss.

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 27th 2009 by wtf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 27th 2009 by bobbyozone

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what? i'm not allowed to LOL{laugh out loud} and copy and paste #10's, "aka wtf" comments without your peer'mission? and no i've never paid "about$1000.00" for a hooker and had her bite my tongue and not let go. but i think its funny that the words "quailty" and "hooker" were used together.

1853 days ago
134.

Moderate    

I suppose he's lucky she didn't try to bite something else off?

1853 days ago
135.

blah blah    

Not wow guys...SHAM-WOW!

1853 days ago
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