Since Jessica Simpson forgot her mom jeans while bronzing poolside in Mexico, her pals had to cover her cakes with a blanket when they noticed a photographer shooting her bootyful side.
Flaunt if you got it, Jess. And you definitely got it!
1. well, at least she aint wearin those ugly mom jeans that make her loo 200 pounds!!
Posted at 1:51PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by rachellerfeller
2. Moo!
Posted at 1:51PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by CoolGirl2009
3. N tmD was there to smell it
Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Tahn she frattied
4. Look at the pics people. It's not the same person or people around her. TMZ is a damn joke anymore!!!
Posted at 1:55PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by duh people
5. Her ass looks awesome.
Why go onto a beach if you are going to cover up.
Ridiculous.
Posted at 2:01PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Venom
6. my peepee in her bung hole!
Posted at 2:06PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by MightyMike
7. They are covering her ass cause it's flat as a board LOL. She never did have a good ass.
Posted at 2:13PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Sylvia
8. TMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get rid of those spammy annoying celebritymingle comments
Please or at least give us more spam buttons
c'mon
Posted at 2:20PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by CmonTMZ
9. Yeah, that's right. You heard me.
If she has no ass, I assume you think YOU do? It must be big enough to store food for three winters, you overweight obese heffer with no man and no future. Even your kids think you are a fat h0
Posted at 2:22PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Sylvia is a fat heffer
10. At least she acknowledges she has an ugly azz and it needs to be covered.
Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by kim
11. The blonde chick from tmz is hotter. And i don't mean the surfer rock dude.
Posted at 2:29PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Stuck Pepsi
12. this is funny, i really dislike her and her hideous shoe line... she should disappear somewhere, her face is UGLY, her lips ae NASTY she is retarded all around..,
Posted at 2:27PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by giselle
13. That what friends are for... If Jessica Simpson was my friend I would have done the same thing.. They know every body will have her picture every place.. Just to make fun of her even if she looks great..
Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by latrice
14. It kills me. On one hand people will make fun of others because they are too pale, then, on the other hand TMZ and regular folks, will make fun of people when they are full of wrinkles and getting a million procedures done.
You can't have it both ways. Either white girls need to smarten up and stay out of the sun because ladies, Pam Anderson is your faces future, or they are suppose to get dark to apease the peolpe who call them "pasty" and "you need a tan"?!
Get a clue girls, tanning, in any form will ruin you! Gals you will not be a 20 something long, then gravity hits! Those little lines will be BIG ones if you stay in that sun!
The best years of your life will spent after 30- do you want to look great when you feel great? Trust, stay out of the tanning booth and sun! Wouldn't you rather look like Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman, Michelle Phfiefer, or Renee Zelweiger when you start to age?
Stop worring about others say, your white! Big deal.
Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Takes alllllll kinds
15. I agree with poster number 10. It's ridiculous that TMZ lets these losers with no life, spam every story with their crappy mingle websites.. It's ridiculous..
Posted at 2:43PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by hatespammers
