Since Jessica Simpson forgot her mom jeans while bronzing poolside in Mexico, her pals had to cover her cakes with a blanket when they noticed a photographer shooting her bootyful side.
Flaunt if you got it, Jess. And you definitely got it!
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHAHAHAAH what she got a big fat zero!!! no matter what picture u all take she is a cow ..ugly pathic loser with her b/f all losers better stick to leanding your name to clothing cause you sure as hell don't got it, sweetie give up while your still young get marry have 20 kids and waist away...LOSER!!!!!
well, at least she aint wearin those ugly mom jeans that make her loo 200 pounds!!
Look at the pics people. It's not the same person or people around her. TMZ is a damn joke anymore!!!
Her ass looks awesome.
Why go onto a beach if you are going to cover up.
Ridiculous.
They are covering her ass cause it's flat as a board LOL. She never did have a good ass.
TMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get rid of those spammy annoying celebritymingle comments
Please or at least give us more spam buttons
c'mon
Yeah, that's right. You heard me.
If she has no ass, I assume you think YOU do? It must be big enough to store food for three winters, you overweight obese heffer with no man and no future. Even your kids think you are a fat h0
At least she acknowledges she has an ugly azz and it needs to be covered.
The blonde chick from tmz is hotter. And i don't mean the surfer rock dude.
this is funny, i really dislike her and her hideous shoe line... she should disappear somewhere, her face is UGLY, her lips ae NASTY she is retarded all around..,
That what friends are for... If Jessica Simpson was my friend I would have done the same thing.. They know every body will have her picture every place.. Just to make fun of her even if she looks great..
It kills me. On one hand people will make fun of others because they are too pale, then, on the other hand TMZ and regular folks, will make fun of people when they are full of wrinkles and getting a million procedures done.
You can't have it both ways. Either white girls need to smarten up and stay out of the sun because ladies, Pam Anderson is your faces future, or they are suppose to get dark to apease the peolpe who call them "pasty" and "you need a tan"?!
Get a clue girls, tanning, in any form will ruin you! Gals you will not be a 20 something long, then gravity hits! Those little lines will be BIG ones if you stay in that sun!
The best years of your life will spent after 30- do you want to look great when you feel great? Trust, stay out of the tanning booth and sun! Wouldn't you rather look like Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman, Michelle Phfiefer, or Renee Zelweiger when you start to age?
Stop worring about others say, your white! Big deal.
















