Queen Elizabeth's Horse Popped for Juicin'

Queen ElizabethFirst A-Roid ... then Manny ... now Queen Elizabeth herself has been injected into a scandal involving a performance enhancing substance.

It's all over a racehorse owned by the Queen -- officials in England claim the horse, named Moonlit Path, tested positive for a banned substance after a race in March. But here's the catch: Moonlit Path didn't even win the race -- it finished 6th.

The Queen's peeps have already come up with an excuse, claiming Moonlit Path only got the prohibited acid -- which is also used to treat excessive bleeding -- in the best interests of the "horse's welfare."

The British Horseracing Authority has already charged the horse's trainer for the incident ... so far the Queen is clean.




Tags: cheater, moonlit path, MoonlitPath, queen elizabeth, queen of england, QueenElizabeth, QueenOfEngland, steroids

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1. it's BETH=O

Posted at 12:13PM on May 8th 2009 by fred norris

2. I didn't know the Queen owned Melissa Rivers???!?

Posted at 12:16PM on May 8th 2009 by jared

3. Thank God you protected the horse's identity.....................

Posted at 12:16PM on May 8th 2009 by when pigs flu? I mean fly....

4. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,sorry ive always wanted to say it,and actually mean something :D

Posted at 12:26PM on May 8th 2009 by daxon

5. funny pic. lol

Posted at 12:55PM on May 8th 2009 by Sugar Cookie

6. The Queen sukks dead dog kocks in hell.

Posted at 12:54PM on May 8th 2009 by Thetan Mapother

7. even the horses there have horse teeth.

Posted at 1:02PM on May 8th 2009 by whynot

8. The Queen of England...

would never fix a race.

Posted at 1:18PM on May 8th 2009 by Inny

9. great pic, tmz! now that is funny!

Posted at 1:32PM on May 8th 2009 by midi

10. I want to see the queen do the perp-walk!!!

Posted at 2:15PM on May 8th 2009 by I call Shotgun

11. This is soooooo funny, very funny pic LMAO

Posted at 2:15PM on May 8th 2009 by fred smilek

12. Joan Rivers is RIGHT!!! The Queen DOES look like a horse!!!


Posted at 3:06PM on May 8th 2009 by Dr. Tom

13. Shoot are you saying Camilla Parker Bowles does drugs???

Posted at 3:07PM on May 8th 2009 by Katt

14. Jared....do you work for Chelsea Handler? She's always referring to Melissa Rivers as a horse, haha. Just wondering.

Posted at 6:18PM on May 8th 2009 by Terri

15. Amy Winehouse? Is that you?

Posted at 7:22PM on May 8th 2009 by sassy

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