Doug to Paris -- Count Me Out of the Circus!

1. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Doug Reinhardt the guy grinding her and dry humping her all over the globe whenever cameras were around?! I may not be a Paris fan, but I'm pretty good at spotting a leech when I see one. Lame.

Posted at 12:20AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Zoe

2. I feel bad for her. She doesn't have a really beautiful face, but guys go crazy for the chance to use her for publicity. She's really just a Hollywood tool.

Posted at 12:20AM on Jun 12th 2009 by the truth

3. ha, doesn't want to participate in the media circus.... pleeeeeeeease, worst spin job everrrr, if you're trying to make a name for yourself, hire a more tactful agent. anyone who chooses to date parisite is desperate enough for media attention that even a raging case of herpes is only a small obstacle.

Posted at 12:27AM on Jun 12th 2009 by tdddddd

4. Doug is a assHOLE he can suck a big one.

Posted at 12:26AM on Jun 12th 2009 by BettyBoop

5. This kid is just as lame as Brody Jenner. Brody jenner was in twitter yesterday saying it felt nice to have a day off...and how hard it is to be successful like him....really Brody? Is it hard to live off ur dad until you sleep ur way to d list status? Nicole, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan,etc. Why the heck does Doug even have a PR person....he was like a 15th string player for the Angels and Orioles. Those kids are so hungry for fame is ridiculous. If they had to walk one day in "us normal peoples" shoes they'd go crying back to daddy. Gee guys it must be hard drinking and going to Hawaii free to "work" film the hills. get a reality check.

Posted at 12:27AM on Jun 12th 2009 by lame

6. Paris is a whore and a stupid Bitch!!

Posted at 12:29AM on Jun 12th 2009 by bella

7. shes a hoe. cut clean period. she broke p with her boyfriend and hopped the first swag she could grab and rode it the fcc outa the club. shes a hoe.

Posted at 12:36AM on Jun 12th 2009 by dantas

8. I doubt she knows what LOVE is!

Posted at 12:38AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Jane Langdon

9. Poor Paris, she can't help herself. Seriously, other than an overnight bang, why would a guy stick around and put up with her skanky self? She's a punchline in a joke, not a girlfriend. Doug, I hope you taped a couple of your great doggie-style sessions, plus a BJ or two. Sell 'em and make a mint, then forget the little whore. Paris is just another tramp that should be kicked to the curb.

Posted at 12:45AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Prince Erik

10. Doug ought to count his blessings that he's rid of Paris; get away from the walking STD while he has the opportunity. Ms. Hilton is an empty-headed, vacuous,egocentric woman and will no doubt remain single until (if ever) she grows up and behaves like a responsible adult. Grandpa Hilton must be SO proud of his baby granddaughter-NOT!

Posted at 12:47AM on Jun 12th 2009 by litzi

11. this is a very immature girl . she has a show looking for a new best friend and i lmao over that because shes almost 30. thats old in hollywood. Paris your not 16 anymore! grow the hell up ! your a joke..
shes plain dumb and the kardasian girls talk just like her. all of them are a bunch of spoiled brats.
run as far as u can from this girl cause your not gonna get anywhere with her . the only thing you'll get is herpes! shes a PIG!
the only thing i see her doing in the future for attention is porn but thats kind of messed up because we all seen her do it already. her parents must be so proud. RUNNNNNNN FROM THIS HAS BEENNNNNNNN she has no idea what love is!

Posted at 1:47AM on Jun 12th 2009 by LULU

12. The keyhole to the Hilton Hotel has got to be one of the biggest, used up, stretched out, sloppiest yuk-muff in Hollywood. She must be good with her mouth because I doubt any of her guys would stay for the deed in a big sloppy hole longer than one night. Lindsay is probably tighter than P-ho.

Posted at 1:47AM on Jun 12th 2009 by George Bush

13. She is so used up it's gross, Are the guys that desperate to get attention.. STD coming your way baby!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:57AM on Jun 12th 2009 by moso

14.
The guy is going to have to provide thorough documentation for years to come to future girlfriends to prove that he isn't infected with some mutant STD from Paris's spinning banana hammock.

Posted at 1:56AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Joe

15. I just hope all this back-to-the-eighties cuteness goes away soon. Another-sunny-day-at-the-beach color coordination should be quarantined at the local rinky dink pre-school.

Posted at 1:59AM on Jun 12th 2009 by wasted days and wasted nights