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Michael Phelps --

Porn To Swim

6/13/2009 2:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...

Phelps
The new, improved Michael Phelps.

First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.

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16.

Mistress DuPree    

He has great, looking face & nice, full lips.

However, no butt & body, with no form!

1897 days ago
17.

Sparticus    

oh what i would give to be young ,stupid and cunfused again!

1897 days ago
18.

sandy    

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAST!!!!!

1897 days ago
19.

DG    

Why is it that the Miss America's can run around acting like lesbian,boozing sluts and this poor kid is wrong for every move he makes?

1896 days ago
20.

Deez Boobz    

Wow, he looks really BAD. Like B porn movie bad. He was horrible looking before, now he's even worse looking, if that is even humanly possible. He has great abs, though! lol

1896 days ago
21.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

Why is it that the gold medal winners can run around acting like whorish, boozing, bong sucking sluts and the Miss America's are wrong for every move they make?

1896 days ago
22.

Lippy Loo    

Wholly crap, that pic of Sam Elliott knocked me off my chair. What in the hell happened to him? Dude is seriously freaky looking and most of those guys look terrible, Vince Vaughn.. ick and FUGLY!

1896 days ago
23.

sara taylor    

if anything, he has a MOLESTERSTACHE pornstaches are sooo 70's, he looks like a guy who hangs out at playgrounds and asks little girls if they want a piece of candy

1896 days ago
24.

katiewoah17    

Wow. Michael Phelps looks HORRIBLE with a mustache. Seriously he needs to shave that off now! Ewwwww! :/

1896 days ago
25.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

Talk about wearing out your welcome. This jackass was in position to be the darling of the country for the next 4 years easy. Too bad he developed an ego and started thinking he was James Dean. What a complete douchebag. He makes SnoopDog look like he's respectable to women. This clown needed his ass kicked as in yesterday.

1896 days ago
26.

:what ev errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    

14. 7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen

No, you're not the only one. Just goes to show you what matters in this present day society. Success is America's god. The media creates someone & everyone follows like sheep.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by romil4

Thanks you two, I don't have to waste my time typing the same thing.

1895 days ago
27.

Corey Feldman is the king of douche!    

Will this gay pornstache slow him down in the water?

1895 days ago
28.

J-Lee    

He Needs To Cut His Hair & SHAVE!!!!

1893 days ago
29.

Robear    

Porn to Swim? Not funny sicko!

1835 days ago
30.

Kim    

Absolutely NOTHING appealing about him...GRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSS!

1835 days ago
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