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Ashton & Demi -- Married with Abs

7/9/2009 6:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Married almost four years, Ashton Kutcher, 31, and Demi Moore, 46, still have the toned and taut physiques of college kids on spring break.

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The Ugly Truth:: Most people's bods go downhill after getting hitched.

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31.

REAL    

To 4. Ashton ISSSS a college kid on permanent spring break with his grandma Demi

Posted at 5:51PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jared

Whats the Matter Jared,,., You Not getting any ???

Demi Is Still HOTT !!!!!!!!! and they are both RICH .... I think I see a few Jealous People here hahahahahha

1840 days ago
32.

kupcake    

These two work hard at acheiving those bodies...and you can have one, too! They work out to Tony Horton and his P90X program...available at www.beachbody.com . "Bring It!" Not for sissies...

1840 days ago
33.

Lil    

I think her body looks great but what happened to her face. She is really looking older than what she is.

1840 days ago
34.

What the Hell?    

Classic!

I don't think either one can let themselves go or else someone will stray!

Priceless!

1840 days ago
35.

iamcuriousyellow    

#31 "mlj":

I´m not judging anybody. I'm just saying that the "speedo couple" doesn't seem to be in touch with reality and obviously needs on-going psychological therapy as soon as possible. At the very least, they should consider stretch monokinis and industrial-strength muumuu´s.

You, on the other hand, seem to spit forth rabid judgmental statements with the greatest of ease. Obviously you are consumed by rage. This is very dangerous. But you don't have to suffer. You really don't.

Honestly. You don't have to sit on the couch, eating donuts and pretending that you look like Halle Berry ---- when the truth is that you can't fit your enormous back end onto even the most generous sofa, your upper arm is so gigantic that NASA is studying its gravitational attraction on nearby planets, and your face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried putting it out with an ice pick.

Help is as close as the nearest pharmacy. Just remember what to ask for. Say "Demerol".... "Demerol" ... "Demerol"

1840 days ago
36.

L.S    

ahhh mother & son how sweet...

1840 days ago
37.

Lily    

plastic surgery!!!

1840 days ago
38.

hllywdca    

I'd hit it. Ashton not Demi. Nothing against her, she looks good. He's more my type.

1840 days ago
39.

David    

She looks hungry...

1840 days ago
40.

shasta in atlanta    

hey bob jones, i agree with ya! ashton is my flavor too!

1840 days ago
41.

ly9512    

Demi doesn't look "toned". Her ribs are sticking out..

1840 days ago
42.

Tired of this crap    

you all can go f yourselve. Demi looks awesome and you're all just a bunch of jealous bithces!!!! Fat F&cks! You probably all voted for that idiot!

1840 days ago
43.

the end of the day    

....wow.....they look so happy.



































































































































































































NOT.

1840 days ago
44.

B.D    



I WISH I LOOK THAT GOOD !!!!!!!!! DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DEMI, YOU GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF !!!!!!!!!!!

1840 days ago
45.

PolarBear    

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?????????? Those two have more acting talent and physical fitness than Brad and Angelina and need to be in some movies to take that mojo to town. GI Jane needs her own production company, that's what needs to happen. Demi Moore is one very intelligent operator. Ashton, wherefore art thine lead role?

1840 days ago
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