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'Reincarnated' Woman

Sues Hefner

for $3 Billion

7/9/2009 2:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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106.

LOL on a friday    

OMG..did one see the Adopted Mother part?? LOL..is that even possible.. safe to say this is a fanatic...I like how she had initially wanted to sue for 2 billion but scratched it out and put 3!!! lmao..this just made my friday.

1897 days ago
107.

Linda T    

" If you know what I mean..." Uh, no... do YOU!?!
And Dave70- TMZ got it right, its the crackhead who needs spellcheck, but again, maybe not- she is afterall, the all knowing hat! LMFAO

1897 days ago
108.

Denise    

LMFAO.....DAMN THIS LADY NEEDS HER OWN TV SHOW....YES IS SHE CRAZY ANYONE CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT...BUT IS SHE ANY DIFFERENT THEN OCTOMOM??? I RATHER SEE THIS CHECK AND TELL HER STORY THEN DEAL WITH OCTOMOM....HA HA HA THIS IS SOME FUNNY SH*T

1897 days ago
109.

Denise    

OOPS! I SPELLED CHICK2 WRONG...HA HA HA...SORRY I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF....WHOA! I NEED A DRINK JUST READING THIS...

1897 days ago
110.

Kristi    

Holy crap she is higher then a freaking kite she has more problems then she understands wow crazy lady put her in a crazy house please.

1896 days ago
111.

Matt    

all i can say is that if this thing makes it through court and she gets paid... I'm suing Hustler Magazine for my caroptunnel xD


hehehe

1896 days ago
112.

Charles Volcher    

ISN'T IRONIC THAT BOTH SHERI AND FAME LAWYER AMBULANCE CHASER GLORIA ALLRED SHARE THE SAME LAST NAME COULD BE HER SISTER

1895 days ago
113.

Valerie    

Which brings me to my next point, kids, don't smoke crack.

1895 days ago
114.

demand    

She is mentally ill....I bet you all kick cancer patients in the face, too!

1893 days ago
115.

parakeetazz    

Okay, this broad is nuts obviously. Did any of that make sense at all? I dont think so so you know it will get thrown out of court. Really she couldnt think of something, I dont know, believable?

1893 days ago
116.

Cyn    

Why did we stop sterilizing people again? You know, it really was a good practice. Did any of you get that she has CHILDREN????

1853 days ago
117.

Charles    

Well, anybody can sue anybody for anything in this world. Just putting the case into effect doesn't make it true.
I'll wager it NEVER makes it past a judge who'll throw it out as a nuisance case and a waste of the court's time.
Definitely this woman should be in a mental hospital instead of giving TMZ stuff to talk about.

1889 days ago
118.

ladynice    

WTF in deed... the woman is straight up crazy and needs to take her medication. She also needs to leave man alone!!! She just wants what he has, stupid woman!!

1839 days ago
119.

TOM RHODES    

THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY, AND SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS TO SANE PEOPLE. JUST READING THE LAWSUIT SHOWS THAT SHE IS CRAZY.

EITHER THAT OR THE LAWSUIT AGAINST HEFNER SHOULD BE DROPPED, OR SHE CAN TAKE A HIKE OFF OF A CLIFF.

THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY.

1830 days ago
120.

hannah    

POLYGAMY in Philadelphia!!!

997 days ago
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