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8/23/2009 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Montag -- Miss Universe? Hardly!

Heidi MontagHeidi Montag is scheduled to perform at tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."

But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.

UPDATE: From the mouth of Spencer -- "The allegations by certain production staffers saying that Heidi is not going to perform are 100% false. She will perform live tonight and she is an exceptional dancer."

UPDATE 2: A source at NBC, which is airing the pageant, says Heidi isn't as bad as producers were secretly hoping she'd be. We shall see ...

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Homie1Kanobe:  903 days ago

Can't wait ......NOT

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Kate:  903 days ago

If there really is a Jesus, I'm guessing he's got more important things to worry about than Heidi's singing.

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Fan Since 2007!!!:  903 days ago

PORN, Heidi!!! PORN!!!

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UptownRazorback:  903 days ago

Seriously, what did they expect? Have they not scene the track history from this b^tch? Her and her fake husband only make the headlines over drama. And when you think of about it, Trump's the same way. It's in my belief that this is a stunt to generate ratings for the show. Will she or won't she perform? Give me a break. This pageant cramp is stupid and simply dumb.

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UptownRazorback:  903 days ago

^^^^^ Posted at 11:21AM on Aug 23rd 2009 by Uptown

Oooppss.. Grammar correction. I meant to say "seen" not "scene."

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Maniacal Zebra:  903 days ago

How is this a surprise to anyone? She's only famous because ...

Why is she famous again?

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Brandon:  903 days ago

OMG!!! lol hahaaa thanx TMZ that one made my day "shes got jesus on her side" LOL

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Ty:  903 days ago

She reminds me a little of Taylor Swift. Swift cannot sing AT ALL (voice fixed in studio obviously) and she can't damce. Throws her head and hair around to take the focus off her terrible singing and dancing. She has performed at the country awards and her singing makes you cringe it is so pitchy and off key. Her marketing team is great for her to get the attention she is getting mostly from tweens.

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SweetDee:  903 days ago

if there is a god he will grant me my wish and that is letting her perform so i can laugh and laugh.

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Intense Visuals:  903 days ago

Let her fail so we can laugh!

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Ginger:  903 days ago

Loser!

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tia:  903 days ago

what a joke

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ELEANOR:  903 days ago

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS SHE GOING TO DO??????? SHE CERTAINLY HAS NO TALENT, SENSE, BRAINS, SHE IS PLAIN STUPID, AS IS HER HUSBAND.

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Politico Pablo:  903 days ago

Heidi needs to sing on her own without prerecorded studio tapes. She does have nice singing voice, but singing outside of a studio will be a challenge.
I would have more respect for an entertainer who performs live, and misses a note or two, than one who lip sings into a dead microphone.
Now a days a performer has the song played to them in a ear piece, so they don't have to memorize lyrics. I wish her the best of luck.

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Rob:  903 days ago

The Miss Universe Pageant organizers had to know this was going to be a disaster:

http://thebrowntweedsociety.com/2009/08/21/heidi-and-spencer-somehow-make-2009-miss-universe-pageant-more-absurd/

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