Fastest man on the planet Usain Bolt slowed down just enough to get his picture taken while leaving Alto in London at 4:30 AM the other day. 
Let's hope his blood alcohol level wasn't world record breaking.
1. Uh...he does know those strings there attached to the shoes are for tying, right?
Posted at 10:01AM on Sep 6th 2009 by camaguey
2. I am proud of you Usain! Hope someone is behind the scenes though, keeping you on the "straight and narrow," while (I hope) you are also continuing your education. Too much partying, girl-hopping, and fast driving can only get you in trouble; and btw watch out for the vultures! One love! BIG UPS!
Don't be a Jackson get a good education so you can handle interviews.
Joe Jackson is barely semi literate
Posted at 10:13AM on Sep 6th 2009 by Firpo Carr is a con man & Gloria A is a media whore
3. tmz, WHAT DID YOU DO? HIRE A NATIONAL INQUIRER REPORTER, SUGGESTING STUFF THAT IS'NT THERE.lIKE THE BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL.TYPICAL TABLOID WRITING
Posted at 10:29AM on Sep 6th 2009 by homie1kanobe
4. "you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
Posted at 10:35AM on Sep 6th 2009 by Gingerbread Man
5. Usain Bolt has very grounded parents and an extended family who will never allow him to become bigger than his boots. His coach is also an exceptional mentor who continues to guide him in a postive manner. Watch his interviews and see just how well spoken and intelligent Bolt is.
I'm just glad to see him let his hair down for a little. He hasn't stopped participating in events since the world championships. As long as he remains dedicated to his sport - which he is - and balances it with some fun... He'll be fine!!
Posted at 11:35AM on Sep 6th 2009 by Sher
6. Are you sure that is Usain Bolt? this could be anyone running away from the scene of a crime.
Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 6th 2009 by Total Package
7. Posted at 10:29AM on Sep 6th 2009 by homie1kanobe
Here is a better bogus headline.CHRIS BROWN does some bad dope and starts busting caps in the club, while patrons run for thier lives.How's that am I hired?:-)
Posted at 11:43AM on Sep 6th 2009 by streetdude
8. he needs a stylist, i think he has potential. I think he is quite attractive
Posted at 11:51AM on Sep 6th 2009 by Heather
9. dont worry about his blood alcohol level. Jamaicas eat good food ...they dont abuse alcohol
Posted at 12:58PM on Sep 6th 2009 by J_G
10. I want to see him naked and aroused.
Posted at 1:09PM on Sep 6th 2009 by Rockbird
11. Looks like a dine and dash to me.
Posted at 1:18PM on Sep 6th 2009 by Bolt From The Bill
12. What they do best. Run away. Except it is usually when cops are chasing after them.
Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 6th 2009 by Jody
13. Usain... Sounds like an Englishman saying 'Hussein'... AND... AND he's BLACK!
Somebody better tell Glenn Beck about this!
I'm SURE there is a vast conspiracy there somewhere.
Glenn sees things... things the rest of us are too ignorant to see.
Glenn is a superhero!
(if you're an inbred redneck, that is)
Posted at 3:33PM on Sep 6th 2009 by Hotdog On a Stick
14. He is odd looking.
Posted at 4:16PM on Sep 6th 2009 by snipes
15. glenn beck and foxnews scumbags go suck your mothers w pussys
Posted at 4:45PM on Sep 6th 2009 by zac
