Baby Mama to David Caruso: You're Off the Hook

1. First!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:21AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Simone

2. This relationships look like business arrangements. It's weird. Everybody sues everybody. I know the moms need money to support the kids and stuff, but, I don't know, it seems like everytinhg is about the amount of money someone will pay to somebody or receive from someone.

Posted at 1:25AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Simone

3. *These

Posted at 1:26AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Simone

4. Yikes! Not so tough now, huh!

Posted at 1:27AM on Sep 18th 2009 by mrez golucky

5. Looks like he has a terrible rash on his face. Painful to look at.

Posted at 1:28AM on Sep 18th 2009 by keith

6. Just another example of David Caruso, thinking of David Caruso.

He left the entire cast of NYPD Blue in the lurch and quit. Then he had his "tremendous" movie career, which was more of the same character he played in NYPD Blue and now plays on CSI:Miami. And, unbelievably after picking up about as much bad karma as possible, he falls ass backwards into another hit show, CSI: Miami.

He has played the same character, in various costumes, but he same voice, same mannerisms, and same goofy smile since he was an irish street gang leader on Hill Street Blues aobut a 100 years ago.

Caruso is proof that you do not have to think of anyone but yourself, and you could make out fine in the world.

Dick.

Posted at 2:19AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Same old David

7. David Caruso is an A-hole on and off screen.

Posted at 2:42AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Paparazzo@frog.cc

8. So many women are gold diggers and it makes us hardworking women who are not golddiggers look bad. How can you sue a man just because he broke up with you? Yes, he should pay child support but come on, get real, a million bucks!! No woman is worth that much. I heard David is a jerk, but why dry out the man's bank account just because you've split ways. I'm sure she had no chance of winning and that's why she dropped her lawsuit. For shame, pure shame on her.

Posted at 3:14AM on Sep 18th 2009 by LaLa

9. "he feels like a million dollars"?? What? You mean green and crinkly and wrinkled?

Posted at 3:46AM on Sep 18th 2009 by janicebyrne01

10. He probably offered her 700k. Case close Mr. Wolf.

Posted at 4:19AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Arbitration

11. LMFAO Arbitration

Posted at 4:29AM on Sep 18th 2009 by TigerEyes

12. line... "And THAT, my friends, is what you call lucky"(stand sideways, put on shades,as music breaks in)...."YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Posted at 7:53AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Pat

13. I can't believe any women would let that ugly f@#k climb on top of her!

Posted at 8:31AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Whamo

14. She's just mad because she laid down with this nasty looking thing and then he broke up with her...that is the chance gold diggers take. I mean look at him...she must be a gold digger.

Posted at 10:58AM on Sep 18th 2009 by Joeb

15. Never cared for his CSI show. Red headed guys just can't be tough dudes.

Posted at 12:53PM on Sep 18th 2009 by ihategingers