Waiter Rains Beer on Simon's Birthday Parade

10/4/2009 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The worst waiter in the history of existence, who gives waiters everywhere a terrible name, who has no future in the service industry -- but whom Paula Abdul would have probably loved -- dropped a case of beer on his way into Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash last night, partially soaking his beloved Rolls.


No, it wasn't Taylor Hicks.