The worst waiter in the history of existence, who gives waiters everywhere a terrible name, who has no future in the service industry -- but whom Paula Abdul would have probably loved -- dropped a case of beer on his way into Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash last night, partially soaking his beloved Rolls.
No, it wasn't Taylor Hicks.
Waiter Rains Beer on Simon's Birthday Parade
10/4/2009 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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