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The Return of the Hoff

10/10/2009 6:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

David Hasselhoff is indestructible.

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Despite reports The Hoff was hospitalized during his stay in London after a week-long bender that ended with him allegedly punching out a doctor, he was seen at Heathrow Airport this morning looking as fresh as the day he was born.

Play videoWhen we got him arriving later at LAX, we tried to ask all about his trip, but all we got was that devilish grin and a sly, "It's allllllll good."

How does he do it?

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16.

yenny    

can anyone say personality disorder?

1837 days ago
17.

BillyBurke    

Gotta love David Hasslehoff!

He is not indestructible, he is German.

A few beers a little wrestling with the Doctors and he is a hero back home in Deutschland.

1837 days ago
18.

kes002    

Probably a good dose of painkillers to cover up the hangover!

1837 days ago
19.

Bonnie    

Am thinking his eyes still look a little glassy, but it could be from the lights. Although, the Hoff does have that kind of startled,

"I don't remember the party" look.

However, as it appears no one is able to speak to David in a way that jackhammers him out of denial...and the consequences are only the usual reporting of acceptable alcoholic behavior, there's no reason for anyone to consider he'll change.

But I wouldn't call Hasselhoff a "functioning" alcoholic though.
David Hasselhoff is a highly paid star who doesn't mind the downhill slide of alcoholism, and neither do his employers. Some people just keep sliding. Others hit bottom.

So one can only hope his will is updated and someone has a chauffeur on retainer.

1837 days ago
20.

Joanne    

Maybe he's really an alien. Really.

1837 days ago
21.

jmcks    

Of course he looks great, he was probably taking diet pills and drinking before he landed.....

Sorry but the dude's addicted and needs to get help and give it all up.

Been there, done that~

1837 days ago
22.

Simone    

I am really sick of yessir and Kooky. :(

1837 days ago
23.

schoen1    

26. I am really sick of yessir and Kooky. :(

Posted at 4:38PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Simone

I love Kooky.

1837 days ago
24.

buxxy    

Gotta love the Hoff? How many more stupid things does he have to do before anyone locks his ass in rehab? And the denials are more comical than the descriptions of the actual events!! I figure he's gonna kill somebody someday because he's a complete drunken waste product. End of story.

1837 days ago
25.

schoen1    

He's such a cutie. I've liked him ever since he played Snapper on The Young and the Restless.

1837 days ago
26.

yup    

This guy has more personalities than Sybil.

1837 days ago
27.

truthserum    

Der Hasselhoff is revered and adored by we Germans. He is beautiful, Heil Hoff!

1837 days ago
28.

whatthefrig    

So sick to death of the this looser!!

1837 days ago
29.

schoen1    

Maybe Kooky is on the staff at TMZ. Anyway, he's funny.

1837 days ago
30.

Simone    

He's not funny, all he does is copy and paste crap.

1837 days ago
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