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I, Lorenzo, Will Not Punish You for Porn...

10/12/2009 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has learned Lorenzo Lamas went absolutely ballistic on Shauna Sand this morning -- unloading a verbal assault on his baby mama over her sex tape ... but unlike the porn, it was Shauna who got the happy ending in this story.

It all went down at Lorenzo's house -- after Shauna dropped off their three young daughters, per the former couple's custody agreement. Sand tells TMZ Lorenzo was furious over the existence of the sex tape -- and Shauna was extremely worried that the "Renegade" star would wage a legal fight to get sole custody of the kids.

But Sand claims he eventually calmed down, told Shauna that she was a good mom -- and promised not to battle her for custody. To prove it, Sand says Lamas grabbed a pen and a sheet of paper ... and drafted the following statement:

I, Lorenzo Lamas, will not seek custody of my minor children with Shauna Sand.

Even in the event of a release of a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.

Lorenzo Lamas

Lorenzo was unavailable for comment.


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WHO CARES?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

1839 days ago

Ooooo Noooo!    

World Shock Over Omission -- Claims of Racism

STOCKHOLM (AP) October 12, 2009 -- World leaders and common people alike are expressing shock over the glaring omission of US President Barack Obama from the Nobel Prize for Economics. The Nobel committee instead chose two obscure academics; Elinor Ostrom and Oliver Williamson to share this year's prize.

Few would disagree that President Obama has done more in nine mouths as president to change the American economic system than any prior president. A $787 billion expansion of government spending to stimulate the economy with government public works programs, the government takeover of General Motors and Chrysler car manufacturers, a proposed "cap and trade" carbon emissions tax, the proposed government takeover of health care, and the popular "cash for clunkers" program, are transforming the formerly capitalist economic system into the neo-socialist government managed system favored by much of Europe and Asia.

Claims of racism are being whispered among those gathered in Stockholm to cover the Nobel prize awards, noting that the two academics named are both white. So far, there has been no official statement from the White House over the Nobel committee snub.

Reports continue to circulate that Obama may refuse to accept the Peace prize over the loss of the Economic prize. It is hoped that the Nobel committee will name Obama the next winner of the Literature prize for his book "Dream from my Father" to make up for the economic snub.

Yesterday, it was announced President Obama is being nominated for an Emmy award for his September 22, 2009 appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman" show. Also yesterday, the American Lung Association announced they are naming President Obama "Man of the Year" for his pledge to try to stop smoking.

1839 days ago


No, but you should punish her for those awful looking lips.
She is one ugly broad

1839 days ago

Shauna Sand is a whore. Lamas is married many times because he's a fool.

1839 days ago


Kooky is a retarded moron. Enough said.

1839 days ago

lido balboa    

this makes the kardashian skanks look like the total amateurs they are.
THIS woman is the next big big big thing! FANTASTIC.. and is raising the bar in hollywood.

1839 days ago


Yes Lorenzo! Go! 'bout time!! what took you so long?

1839 days ago


pix posted all over the web now. i would have to have 13 beers before I hit that. and a bloody mary. nothing to see here. move along.

1839 days ago



How many children does Lorenzo Lamas have ??

He has atleast 4 ex-wives, but not sure if all bore children.

Not sure if he has any "Baby-Mamas" out there either.

So, how many children does Lorenzo Lamas have ??


1839 days ago

Ms Kris    

Gee, do we have a TV show to promote?

1839 days ago


I would LOVE to see the shauna sand sex tape...No She is hott and i know she can put it down in the bedroom.. She looks like a super wild one...And if you are a man saying you dont want to see the take I think you may be gay...

1839 days ago



What would make a person write out a note, such as this ??

Forever sealing any future legal opportunity he may have had . . . . and without allowing his attorney to look it over, no doubt.

Go Figure !!


1839 days ago


Is it just me, or does it seem more than just a coincidence that this Lamas guy and his family are about to begin their new reality show?? I don't doubt that this will be on an episode.

1839 days ago


Post the tape I wanna see shes hott

1839 days ago


Did you see the clip where she asked her young daughter if she was going to pose in Playboy when she grows up?

1839 days ago
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