Maria Shriver -- Look Matt, No Hands!
According to Matt Lauer, Maria Shriver finally moved out of the dangerous and illegal cell phone Dark Ages -- and texted him from her new "hands-free" device. This after her husband, Guv Arnold Schwarzenegger, promised "swift action" after seeing our footage of Maria illegally yapping away while driving in L.A.

Matt Lauer: Click to watch
Of course, she needed to use her hands to text -- let's just hope she wasn't driving when she did it.