By the way Johnny Depp stumbled out of a NYC restaurant last night -- and then had to be carried into his car -- it seems the guy was really into celebrating his Sexiest Man Alive victory. 
Heeeeere's Johnny attempting to walk out of a bar with punk icon Patti Smith.
Edward Fortyhands, anyone?
1. Yeah...that's real sexy. NOT!
Posted at 3:30PM on Nov 18th 2009 by blahblahblah
2. WHO THE HECK IS OVER AT PEOPLE MAGAZINE??? SOME STRANGE GOTH CLAN, I MEAN IS REALLY??? JOHNNY DEPP!~!!!??? scary what sexy is!!!
Posted at 3:32PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Melissa
3. JOHNNY; WE LOVE YOU!!! HAVE ONE FOR ME, BABY.
Posted at 3:35PM on Nov 18th 2009 by minime
4. Pretty cool that he still took the time to sign autographs.
Posted at 3:36PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Elizabeth
5. Even staggering-drunk that man is still blazing hot. No one in Hollywood comes close to Johnny Depp's sexiness.
And a supremely nice guy, too. Most other celebs won't stop to sign autographs when they're stone-cold sober, much less when they're blotto.
Posted at 3:43PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Hope
6. What a doll , so humble and sweet .
To take the time to sign , he is class , straight up.
Why can't all the celebs be like him?
I wish the best for Johnny and his Lady Vaness and their two beautiful babies , I also wish the best for any pets they have , his house in France , His Boat and His Island , I want Johnny to have the best in everything , he truly deserves it!!!
Love, Valhalla
Posted at 3:47PM on Nov 18th 2009 by What a great guy
7. Oh good lord, he was celebrating Danny Devito's birthday - it's on Danny's twitter.
Johnny would not "celebrate" the sexiest man alive title. Give it up.
Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Disturbed
8. Oh he is sexy.... Even drunk lol he has class, and humble..
Posted at 4:05PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Becca
9. Oh common...everyone is allowed to get good and trashed from time to time. At least he has the common sense not to drive like some of the other celebs out there!!
Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 18th 2009 by LauraMarie
10. I have too question the people who voted johnny depp for sexiest man have u seen him lately in recent years the guy looks like a freaken bum most of the time unshaven too and he isn't as good looking as he used to be back in the 21 jump street days plus he's like a thousand years old couldn't the found someone half his age like one of the Abercrombie & Fitch models
Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 18th 2009 by steve
11. SO WHAT HE'S DRUNK, BIG DEAL. WE ALL KNOW WE'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT... HE IS STILL THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AND I SURE DO AGREE.. MMMMMMM.
Posted at 3:57PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Suzi
12. Oh lay off, he's allowed to have fun every now and then. I think we should just be happy he's one of the good people who gets a driver when they know they're going to get tipsy.
Johnny is a class act and one of the few gentlemen left in Hollywood.
Posted at 4:03PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Rachel
13. Johnny you're the best even drunk! Nobody compares to your talent and sexiness.Love you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 4:02PM on Nov 18th 2009 by Marisa
14. We love you Johnny. We miss you Johnny. F U paparazzi. Ignorant douchebags.
Posted at 4:10PM on Nov 18th 2009 by aholepaps
15. # 9, let me guess you like the pretty boys? LAME! johnny is hotter than hell and sexier than any man his age. he looks younger than haggard Pitt and haggard clooney, that's for damn sure.
Posted at 4:10PM on Nov 18th 2009 by get bent
