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Cop Lets Michael Jordan Off the Hook...

12/4/2009 10:31 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

... 'cause he shoulda been arrested for those jeans!!!

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His Royal Airness hit Mr. Chow in Miami Beach yesterday, where the legendary lady-killer charmed one of Miami's finest on his way out of dinner.

Jordan had previously identified himself as Tiger Woods' mentor. Wonder what kind of advice he has for the golfer now?

If anyone would know what to say ...

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16.

Mark    

My God, Those jeans are acid washed! I knew 1985 was the peak of his success, but Michael leave the fashion behind!

1782 days ago
17.

Canadian bred    

jordan is a punk, dude is the worlds biggest sell out, egostical prix whose part of the illuminati. If you think tiger is a pig, jordan probably cheated with over 1000 woman on his wife, and ia'm not even exaggerating. Mike you suck balls

1782 days ago
18.

Sec 1042 rocks!    

Thats not a 'cop', that is an FHP trooper - often (wrongfully)thought of a a 'State Trooper' in the context of performing actual law enforcement activities. Wrong, in Florida.

These pogues are ticket writers and accident investigators who, if you look at the beige cow stantding next to Jordan - seldom wear their kevlar, talk about complacent. It takes a special type to blow up an 'activity sheet', put another LEO's spouse 'in the book', while deleivering a lecture about '12 over' - note to you pukes - dont call for 94 in my zone and expect me to run to you.

1782 days ago
19.

alreadybad    

@deborah
If there is anything generous about this man then it is your secret. The rest of us know better, we have seen him in action and he's disgustingly cheap.

1782 days ago
20.

Blackbutterfly    

Hey the man can wear what he wants.....them jeans may have cost more than anyone's entire wardrobe. And as for his weight....Oh please....it's not like the man is playing basketball next week. He is getting older like everyone else in the world. What's the beef? At least he's not looking like he's on crack or something....like some of them frail looking chicks like Paris Hilton and the rest of them sickly looking folks. Mike you look good. Keep on Keeping On!!!!!!!!

1782 days ago
21.

Sheryl    

The guy is worth a kazillion dollars and that's the best he could come up with? Maybe he needs those three fruit cups to show him how to dress.

1782 days ago
22.

Blackbutterfly    

Some of you out there need to stop hating!!!!!!

1782 days ago
23.

7inchesSoft    

some1 call tha fashion police lawlz!!!11oneoneone

1782 days ago
24.

Nene    

Mentor him on how to cheat like a pro ... have you guys forgot that he too like Shaq has been cheating on their spouse ... y'all need to be investigating Shaq's ass like you all are afraid of him ... he has been sleeping around with plenty of NBA players fiancee's and baby mommas ... go to theybf.com for the infor ... he needs to be on blast just like Tiger ... the nastiness of him Mr. Shaq is taking up for Tiger and telling us to leave him alone. Why isn't TMZ on this story and also the story of Pleasure P being a child molestor? well I can understand Pleasure P who is dating Eddie Murphy's daughter is not such an impt topic but Shaq is ... what is he paying TMZ to keep quiet? And whatz up with cheating ass Matthew Knowles story? Why hasn't it continued ... you guys are suppose to be impartial more so than anyone else? Whatz up with the laziness? These men are worthless.

1782 days ago
25.

Nene    

Oh P.S. wait I forgot ... not getting enough hits on these stories I mentioned huh? Oh shameful ... the NBA is covering for Shaq and not allowing him to play b/c of his indiscretions I call that a story

1782 days ago
26.

Carmen    

You are all a bunch of haters and need a life. Jordan is the man and he will forever be the greatest Basketball player of all time. Haters, Haters, Haters..........................

1782 days ago
27.

R    


Posted at 10:24AM on Dec 4th 2009 by justsaying
12. okay...first thing he is old...second thing is why wouldnt he get a little chunky he's not playing anymore and third those jeans are oldschool but who really cares

Posted at 10:07AM on Dec 4th 2009 by truthseeker



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old school my ass,,he most likely paid 500.00 for jeans that look old,why kids go without dinner,good going fat mike

he never reALLY WAS ALL THAT GREAT ANYWAYS,,IT WAS THE WHOLE TEAM THAT WON..NOT JUST HIM

Posted at 10:29AM on Dec 4th 2009 by the grinch

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Ok, you're right about the jeans and him being fat. Then, you say he really wasn't all that great and you show how little you know about sports. Stick to celebrity jocking moron.




1782 days ago
28.

D    

Uhhh, yes he was that GREAT !!!! Yes it was the whole team !!!
Thanks for all the memories Mike. I don't care how short or fat he looks or what kind of jeans he has on, he and The Bulls gave our family and the city of Chicago (Sweet Home Chicago) such joy!!! His personal life is just that (His).

1779 days ago
29.

joceeco    

Mike is rich and can afford anything this world has to offer, so why do any of you think he cares about any of your opinions about his clothing?

1767 days ago
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