Rachel Uchitel Caught in Cover-Up

Funny stuff written Friends! OK, with all the dough she got from Tigger (T-I-DOUBLE-GRRRR)get those FLOATS fixed AFTER you get done swimming over to TIG's boat from your folks!!!

I don't know what you folks are talking about here. I'd tear that ass up if I had a chance. You all keep going on about her fake boobs like she was the first woman to ever go in that direction. I bet she is a beast in the sack and is giving Tiger all the things his prim-and-proper wife would never consider.

she is really pretty. it's the comments about her that are ugly.

I think fake boobs are fine (more women should get them) but not those! Looks like you could chip your tooth on those.

I hope TMZ and others keep posting pictures of this plastic excuse of a woman. It will teach the girls growing up to have respect for themselves and their sisterhood. You don't buy plastic body parts, (Example) her fake nose and boobs!
You don't skank it up with a married man with two young babies!!!
Wonkey eyed Rachel is trash, plastic trash!

oof, Tiger needs his eyes checked. This woman(?) is so plastic and fake. Anyone can buy tits like hers. And those nasty blown up, injected lips--they're disgusting. I hate women who mess with other women's men. She's a slut. Who again has she screwed? Derk Jeter, some tv actor (also married), George Cloony,...what a fame whore--she looks like a blow-up doll. Elin Woods is way prettier and cleaner (looking) than this skank/whore/life ruiner. Tiger Woods must be mentally ill to throw everything away for this tranny.

What a whore. She could at least stay thousands of miles away from Tiger. Go back to your home in New York whore!

What a waste of human flesh!

Why does that guy have fake boobs?

Tiger should slip her some of his steroids. Then she could give the East German swimmers a run for their money...

I have to agree with #110. I'm a woman, and come on guys, you know you would!

The Beachin Bod photos really show how great her body is. Face not so much.

I pass no judgment on her actions because she has to live with them. But as a woman I will say she is beautiful! I only wish I was as pleasing to the eyes.

OMG...she looks so bloated, plastic and fake. I cannot imagine leaving his wife for this? She must be really good at something, but looking at in the light is definitely not one of them.

Hey Sally, you can be as "beautiful" as Uchitel, all you need is spend thousands on procedures, get a weave, and bake in the sun til your skin is like leather, and VOILA!