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Joe Francis to the USA -

Merry Xmas,

You're Sued

12/25/2009 7:07 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Joe Francis believes the United States of America is out to get him, and the "Girls Gone Wild" honcho is now making a federal case of it.

Francis filed a lawsuit claiming the IRS was pissed after Joe cut a misdemeanor plea deal in his felony tax fraud case. Joe says within 3 hours of the time he walked out of the courthouse a free man, the IRS concocted a scheme to unlawfully freeze $33 million of his assets.

According to the suit, the only circumstances under which the feds can freeze assets before getting a court judgment is if it looks like the taxpayer is about to flee the country, if the taxpayer is trying to move assets out of the reach of the IRS, or if the taxpayer looks like he's about to go belly up.

Joe says there was no basis to freeze his assets, other than revenge. So he wants the federal judge to unblock his account ... and he wants lawyers fees.

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31.

c    

i want to care, cant

1712 days ago
32.

Fred Farkel    



LMAO:

Joe enjoys and is highly rewarded for BEING NOTHING MORE THAN THE NAIL THAT STICKS OUT.

Naturally... I'll guess that 99% of the entire universe considers it to be their PERSONAL MISSION IN LIFE to pound that nail back down where it belongs.



Forget about these losers Joe. I pick up the phone WEEKLY and pound the a$$es of my elected officials AND THEY ANSWER THE PHONE UP WHEN I CALL. I complain constantly about issues such as your issue with the IRS.

Funny thing. I'll bet that NONE OF THESE TMZ WHACK OFFS pay more than a couple thousand bucks to the IRS every year... while the rest of us pay significant 6 figure tax bills and in the case of Joe... HE PAYS 7 or 8 FIGURES EVERY YEAR.

Oh.

You don't like the fact that good looking young girls come flocking to Joe specifically to remove their clothing???

THAT, my friends, IS NOT JOE'S PROBLEM.



There is NOTHING in 10 trillion years that I can do to modify my daughter's behavior. NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH. They do what the want, and if tracking down Joe's bus is what they wanted to do... LET ME ASSURE YOU - THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT BY NOW.


One last thing.

While I have never met Joe... I have indeed met a few of his production crews while in Vegas at the AVN (porn convention). I will go on record stating the Joe's crews are the best behaved people in the entire convention complex.

So there.

You don't like Joe???
YOu don't like the fact that your daughters and sons like Joe???


Well.

Then I guess that's just too d@mn bad.

Have a nice Christmas and Joe???



I hope you kick the IRS's a$$.

1712 days ago
33.

Extravagantly-Creative    

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Your "Plea Deal" should have ended all Federal proceedings.

GO TEAM FRANCIS !!

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1712 days ago
34.

Extravagantly-Creative    

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Hire a team of "high-powered" Washington, D.C. tax attorney's for this.

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1712 days ago
35.

Laney    

FRED FART FARKEL (aka kooky klown) loves attention so he sides with the dirt bags and makes his blog spacious and big (IDIOT) to make himself look bigger, dude, you are already fat as heck and i know you sleep with your daughter, i bet you had a threesome with her and joe.

take up for Joe, u are the most perverted Father I have ever come across, i think u like ur daughter being dirty..

oh, you are so nasty FRED FART FARKEL..

plz stick to the recipes kooky klown, we all know you wish u were an undercover spy....lol


REEP WHAT U SEW JOE....YOU ARE BROKE NOW.


YEEPEE

1712 days ago
36.

Ball`s has no Ball`s    

31.

LMAO:

Joe enjoys and is highly rewarded for BEING NOTHING MORE THAN THE NAIL THAT STICKS OUT.

Naturally... I'll guess that 99% of the entire universe considers it to be their PERSONAL MISSION IN LIFE to pound that nail back down where it belongs.



Forget about these losers Joe. I pick up the phone
WEEKLY and pound the a$$es of my elected officials AND THEY ANSWER THE PHONE UP WHEN I CALL. I complain constantly about issues such as your issue with the IRS.

Funny thing. I'll bet that NONE OF THESE TMZ WHACK OFFS pay more than a couple thousand bucks to the IRS every year... while the rest of us pay significant 6 figure tax bills and in the case of Joe... HE PAYS 7 or 8 FIGURES EVERY YEAR.

Oh.

You don't like the fact that good looking young girls come flocking to Joe specifically to remove their clothing???

THAT, my friends, IS NOT JOE'S PROBLEM.



There is NOTHING in 10 trillion years that I can do to modify my daughter's behavior. NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH. They do what the want, and if tracking down Joe's bus is what they wanted to do... LET ME ASSURE YOU - THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT BY NOW.


One last thing.

While I have never met Joe... I have indeed met a few of his production crews while in Vegas at the AVN (porn convention). I will go on record stating the Joe's crews are the best behaved people in the entire convention complex.

So there.

You don't like Joe???
YOu don't like the fact that your daughters and sons like Joe???


Well.

Then I guess that's just too d@mn bad.

Have a nice Christmas and Joe???



I hope you kick the IRS's a$$.

Posted at 7:39AM on Dec 25th 2009 by Fred Farkel S.T.F.U FART A NICKEL

1712 days ago
37.

honesty    

As much as I dislike this man(I think he is a porn pimp, who takes advantage of teenage drunk girls), I hate to see one part of the government beat someone up because another part did not shred them like they wanted. If he was going to leave the country, he would have a long time ago. He is not going bankrupt. There was no reason for this order other than to harrass him. Until or if he is proven guilty of something they have no right to freeze his assets, it unduly stops him from making a living.

1712 days ago
38.

Worried    

So everyone who hates Joe and thinks he's getting the correct treatment from the government because of that hatred would be cool if the IRS froze their assets without reason or warning?

Remember, you are halfwits if you buy into that crap.

1712 days ago
39.

Laney    

NO DUMASS....

HE DIDNT PAY HIS TAXES SO THAT IS Y WE HATE THEM....DONT PAY YOURS DUMBASS AND WATCH IRS MESS WITH U. OUR GOVT NEEDS THE MONEY AND IT IS THE LAW...


ALL OF YOU THAT HATE THE GOVT MUST BE FOREIGNERS OR YANKEES....LOL



GET OUT OF THE usa IF YOU HATE THE IRS...PAY YOUR DEBTS AND YOU WONT HATE THEM



LOSERS LOVE THIEVES...




SO MANY DUMB AMERICANS. GOD HOW IGNORANT.


HEY EVERYBODY, LETS ALL NPT PAY OUR TAXES THIS YEAR AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS...




LMAO ALL DAY LONG AT IDIOTS.....




1712 days ago
40.

Fred Farkel    



Hey Angie and Renee.

Let me guess.

Both of you are FAT AND UGLY right???

And LMAO... **PLUS** LMAO... you've gotten into the eggnog a little bit early today??

Perhaps???

Maybe???


Joe's people are among the most POLITE and COURTEOUS in the business. And how do I know that???

BECAUSE I HAVE MET THEM.


Therefore... chances are that MY JUDGEMENTS ARE ACCURATE... while you sit there on Christmas Day, stuffing your fat faces with chips and candy becuase you are so depressed that even your mothers' don't want your nasty evil souls around the family Christmas tree.


CARRY ON JOE. SO THAT SOMEDAY WHEN THESE NASTY EVIL UGLY FEMALES INHERIT A BUCK - THE IRS WON'T TAKE IT FROM THEM.

1712 days ago
41.

mason    

hahahaha

hey "Renee", YOU ARE right on!


you are a funny girl and to the point.

These so-called "Americans", like the FART dude need to leave. ANti-govt angry, unhappy, no -getting-p*ssy mf's.......

Fart-man, dude, you make men like me look bad, just relax.

you hate women, that is sad in itself. rejection is part of life, po lil Fart boy got dumped and never recovered..lol

1712 days ago
42.

Brother Harold, S.J.    

THREE QUESTIONS:
(1) WHO--OR WHAT--IS THE CLOWN WHO SIGNS HIMSELF "FRED FARKEL"?

(2) WHO--OR WHAT--IS JOE FRANCIS, AND HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID HE EVER EARN $33 MILLION?

(3) ARE THE TWO ONE AND THE SAME PERSON?

1712 days ago
43.

What an ahole    

Please freeze his testicals as well IRS.

1711 days ago
44.

Fred Farkel    



WHO IS FRED FARKEL???

Oh my lord... I am THE FAMOUS Fred Farkel, brother of Frank Farkel, brother-in-law of Fanny Farkel and uncle to Sparkle Farkel.

I've been around since the early 60's. You can read up on me in Wikipedia.



Oh and Renee??

Let's just say that my ex-wife has so many google pages with pictures and videos... I suppose you might assume she's uh, gorgeous??? What you CAN'T see, Renee, is that she is meaner than sh*t and crazy as a loon. Maybe somewhat like... maybe... YOU??

Perhaps??

Maybe struck a nerve there sweetie???

Oh. Let me cut you off before your typical man-hater response that I CHOSE TO BE WITH A KOOK. Much like all of you crazy broads... she went plumb crazy out of her mind when she, uh, "changed". Don't think that I do not recognize that you man-hating, estrogen deprived maniacs don't have your barfy little sisterhoods. LMAO

Anyway. Back to the subject at hand... Joe Francis.


I have paid 6 figure tax bills for 10 years now.
Joe has paid 7-8 figure tax bills.


Currently, the state I live in is after me for a puny $20,000 WHICH I WILL NOT PAY because their system is screwed up and billing incorrectly.

That means lawyers at $350 per hour and CPAs at $250 per hour to NOT PAY WHAT I DO NOT OWE.

Joe is no different - he's just on a far grander scale.

Your pissy man-hating attitude has deduced that Joe is trying to cheat the IRS becasue Joe tapes girls that willingly take there clothes off in front of him.

Oh well.

Yeah Renee. Rest assured that you are cracked. The IRS and Joe's DVDs have nothing to do with each other, but let's get real here Renee... you don't comprehend this because you:

C an't
U nderstand
N ormal
T hinking

So hate on Joe.
Hate on me.

Why would we encourage such hatred???

Because being HATED by those who:


C an't
U nderstand
N ormal
T hinking


... is the highest compliment we will ever receive.


Thank you Renee, but I must spend some time now with my 2 turkeys that are stuffed with this pretty damn incredible Focaccia stuffing with Herbes de Provence, and rubbed with a similar blend of grape seed oil, sherry and Herbs de Provence again (my own blend). Damn. If you lived nearby, I could squeeze you in between girlfriends. I hope to get one out the door by 2, because the other is arriving at 5 for dinner.

Oops.

Shame on me.

I'm starting to act like Joe. Two girlfriends.

Oh dear.

Oh my.


PS: Renee?? Back when my wife was around (oh hell, why waste my time... you won't beleive this anyway, but what the hell) she spent half a day at the AVN (porn convention) in Vegas showing Joe's FEMALE PRODUCERS around so they could more easily find the hottest (young) babes in Vegas. LMAO - and while my ex was indeed a very HOT commodity (she was featured at a booth at the AVN) my ex was pissed becase Joe's crew wanted younger women.

So there ya go Renee.

We live in different worlds and WE PAY MORE TAXES IN ONE YEAR THAN YOU WILL EVER EARN IN YOUR ENTIRE PUNY LIFETIMES.


Damn.

The pies are ready.



1711 days ago
45.

oreo    

LOSER

1711 days ago
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