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Globetrotters' Pathetic Rival Tries to Draft Conan

1/21/2010 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter have been asked to help take down the Harlem Globetrotters -- by joining forces with the team that's lost to the Trotters a highly pathetic 13,000 times in a row.



In a letter sent to Conan's office by Red Klotz, the president of the Washington Generals, Red asks Conan and Andy to suit up with the team for the remainder of the 2010 season ... after team scouts learned the duo "may be available over the next several months."

Klotz believes the team would benefit from "[Conan's] height and Andy's lane-clogging potential" -- but "can't guarantee any immediate wins."

Sadly, Klotz isn't trying to draft the Masturbating Bear ... we hear he's a very accurate shooter.

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1.

Simone    

Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1686 days ago
2.

Simone    

First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1686 days ago
3.

kira    

What do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef.


hahahhahahah!

1686 days ago
4.

Muzz    

NBC, Leno, and Conan are certainly milking this for all the 15 minutes that you can get and everyone has played into their games!!!!

1686 days ago
5.

tannabgood    

Is this post supposed to be funny?

Whoever wrote this needs to go back to writing for Jay Lame-o. He's gonna need all the help he can get once Conan's gone, the heat dies down and people go back to not watching his show again.

1686 days ago
6.

urban    

Whatever... we'll go where he goes. It'll be better than watching Leno.


TEAM CONANDO!!!!!!!!

1686 days ago
7.

Kip Cricket    

Don't let NBC and Leno rewrite history! Check out the following link to read of Leno's deceit:

http://www.therestrainingorder.com/?p=2250

1686 days ago
8.

Pat    

"Andy's lane-clogging potential" That's not nice....lol

1686 days ago

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