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The Situation Stomachs the Competition

1/28/2010 2:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"Jersey Shore" housemates J-Woww and The Situation took their "guido" tour to Mansion in Miami on Wednesday, where they judged something called the ABSolutely best hard body contest.

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If all the original "guidos" and "guidettes" don't re-up their contracts quick, MTV will have plenty of new Situations to deal with.

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16.

ss    

The Situation and the rest of the worthless no talent gang are all douche bags

1729 days ago
17.

Cyndi    

Mike the SITUATION is getting FAT!! He better put the BOOZE down and hit thee GYM!!

1729 days ago
18.

ASTRO KOOKY    

SCORPIO
January 28, 2010

Your brain is keyed into the energy of the day in a new way, and you
should be able to come up with a few dozen great ideas without
breaking a sweat. Make sure someone is writing them all down, though.

1729 days ago
19.

Miami411    

guy in the green christian audigier shirt is andrew sharnov from miami beach... seen him around alot

1729 days ago
20.

Hep    

Nicknames don't start with "The." It makes no sense. 'Six-Pack' or 'Abs', yes, but 'The Situation???' I just can't imagine answering my phone by saying "Yes, this is The Situation, who is this?"

Also, don't bother to say "they call me some-stupid-name." (I hear that all the time during American Idol auditions). We all know you made it up yourself and are trying to get everyone to call you that.

1729 days ago
21.

lost in lalaland    

I think I can read Mike's mind: Gee, it must be cool to have a washboard stomach AND an attractive face too! Six pack or not, he's a pretty ugly dude if you ask me.

1729 days ago
22.

Crystal826    

Check out the guy and girl looking at him. lol

1729 days ago
23.

Darlene    

I think he just looks like he has a bunch of oversized bumps on his stomach, a yuck look to me!

1729 days ago
24.

Mike    

Look at this Jersey Shore xxx a porn parody www.jerseyshorexxx.com

1729 days ago
25.

Charlotte    

I really hope their few minutes of fame are soon up. I caught myself watching the Jersey Shore once for a few minutes, decided I liked my brain cells, and quickly changed the channel. Where is the appeal? The worst part of this is that THESE SPIKEY-HAIRED, ORANGE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO EXIST!!!

www.mypixieblog.com

1729 days ago
26.

Stacy    

look at jwowws face. she just wants to jump that guys bones. she is what like 23 or something? well she looks like a 40 year old woman shes so washed up imo.

1729 days ago
27.

Shelly    

So what that he has a six-pack. Yeah and million other people that work out and lead a healthy lifestyle. You aren't special! Also, it really pisses me off that this loser wears a rosary. That is an important religious symbol and why are you wearing it when you are at a bar drinking and picking up girls. There is a huge difference between wearing a cross on a chain, and then an actual rosary. Although I am not the most religious person around, I do find that to be incredibly disrespectful. I would love to know when was the last time he went to church. Since he finds it a necessity to sport the rosary evcerywhere he goes.

1729 days ago
28.

Jerry Martin    

Can MoronTV get any dumber than the ones they have now?

1729 days ago
29.

TMZBoy    

Picture 1 Grey Shirt ...Remember, poochy nipples = Steroids.

1729 days ago
30.

CVS Whore    

My daughter met him last year,at his Father's in Boynton Beach.
It was before the show aired. She said she thought he was "impaired"( read retarded), because he has Zero personality,Zero intellengece.

1729 days ago
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