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Boob Crackdown Ordered for Saints Parade

2/9/2010 1:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

New Orleans Saints fans are getting one stern warning about today's big Super Bowl victory parade: Keep your jumblies covered up ... or else.

New Orleans Saints and Boobs

With Mardi Gras just a few days away cops want to remind the breast-happy parade-goers in The Big Easy that this football party is rated G ... and will be broadcast live throughout the world.

TMZ spoke to cops in the French Quarter, who tell us 600 po-po's will be on patrol at the big party ... and anyone seen exchanging nudity for beads can expect a big, fat summons ... or even a trip to the slammer.

The parade is scheduled to go down at 5pm today -- and cops are expecting at least 250,000 wild Saints fans to attend. Buckle up.

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Ashley    

HO'S in da house! most be nasty, stank smelling girls, just like the city

1653 days ago
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RonBurgundy    

Let them puppies breathe....

1653 days ago
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Ricky    

I've always wondered who pays for the security when the team wins? Does the NFL pay?

1653 days ago
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justsaying    

MAN!! We treat women's breasts as if they are some kind of terminal desease. It's a part of the human body people....get the frigg over it.

1653 days ago
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FG    

Broadcast live WORLDWIDE?? Who in the world outside USA even knows what Superbowl is?? Isn't that a pretty relaxed use of the term "worldwide"?

1653 days ago
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samper    

Yeah, but we don't see a bunch of Penises (Peni? Penis'?) wandering around NOLA!

Equal time for the ladies, guys!

I couldn't be more thrilled that this wonderful city now has something real to celebrate.

Good for them and may they have a wonderful time without bad incident!

1653 days ago
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Jenny    

po-po's ??? Really TMZ, I thought you had better grammar skills than that. It's plural, not possessive. This should be po-pos

1653 days ago
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amy stevens    

people thats from here dont show there stuff, thats how u can always tell whos' from here and who's not.... tourist do that, not any locals, ever!

1653 days ago
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Tough_grl    

The people of New Orleans don't flash their trash for 2 cent beads. That is all the stupid ass people from out of town that do that crap. Why would we flash for something we can get a any gift shop for less than $1 and walk out of the shop with bigger and better beads with out showing people our junk.. I'm just saying.

1653 days ago
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Mookie    

NO ( o )_( o )???

1653 days ago
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go away    

Broadcast live WORLDWIDE?? Who in the world outside USA even knows what Superbowl is?? Isn't that a pretty relaxed use of the term "worldwide"?

Posted at 12:42PM on Feb 9th 2010 by FG

Just like The World Series in baseball....hello one or two countries dosen't equal the world. Get over yourself America. When you don't compete against the world you are not the World Champion. Nice try.

1653 days ago
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1653 days ago
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iwanttoholdyourbigtits    

Um......the correct term is JUBBLIES..........NOT jumblies!!! Dammit.

1653 days ago
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iwanttoholdyourbigtits    

You can even use the word BOBBLERS and they'll know what you mean.

1653 days ago
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Trillian    

Yep, we know what the Superbowl is. But we don't freak out over naked boobs, so it can't be on our account :-)

1653 days ago
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