Stephen Colbert -- assistant sports psychologist for the U.S. Speed Skating Team -- is so hungry for a win in Vancouver, dude actually used an ice skate to slice up a sandwich right before the men's 1000m. 
For the record, Colbert's psychological strategy is paying off: U.S. skater Shani Davis took gold in the event.
Turns out, there are 2 heroes in these photos.
TMZ Sports2/18/2010 3:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Stephen Colbert's Olympic Lunch -- Cold Cuts
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Who started it Matt? It's your own republicans that turn every story here political and racist.
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Who started it? Haven't heard that one since grade school. Is that really the argument you want to use?
And there are idiots and extremists on both sides, yes, including mine, but just as many on yours as there are on mine. Does that make either group of idiots anything more than idiots that need to mature and realize that not every rational adult is going to think the same thing about any given issue?
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Oh it's the generous "plenty of blame to go around" cop-out again. Thanks Matt.
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Cop out: to avoid taking responsibility for an action or to avoid fulfilling a duty.
I don't believe it applies here, I've clearly stated that my side is wrong as often as yours, but no one from your side can apparently come to grips with the fact that their perception of conservatives could be incorrect, or apologize for incorrect broad generalizations.
Oh well, not wasting any more time with a pointless TMZ-comment argument.
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That's it Matt. Get in a few more insults while you pretend to be the reasonable one. Plenty of blame to go around today but you'll give it all to the other guy tomorrow.
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Shani Davis is a freaking disgrace to the sport. It's too bad he shares the title "Olympian" with the other dedicated and hard working athletes out there.
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I don't think that the US press has given Steven Colbert enough credit for what he and his "nation" did for the speed skating team. He is great
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I've rented speed skates; their blade is only about 50% as thick as an ice-hockey skate, and the edges must be kept sharp. They would cut a sandwich quite nicely. Hmmmm, Stephen may be starting a culinary trend. Do YOU have your set of Henckel Skate knives? Everyone on the block is getting them.
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Why is Shani Davis disgrace? What has he done? According to commentary last night, most skaters look up to him and come to him for advice and most in the skating world says he is a nice guy. When colbert was using words such as "ice-holes", and "syrup suckers", Shani Davis was the one that disapproved and took offense to Colbert's language.
Davis brings ice-skating to inner city kids. Please stop with the uncalled insults.
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Colbert is NOT funny. I dont know anyone who finds him even remotely entertaining. Why he gets sohws I have no idea. Seems to be a mystery to everyone. He will never come close to acheving what Olympians have and obviously he is jealous that they have "real" lives. He is SOOO not funny.
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