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Rachel Uchitel -- Cardboard Contestant

2/23/2010 4:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, would be game to compete in the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, thrown by Howard Stern, but can't because of her settlement with the golfer ... sources tell TMZ. A diabolical plan, however, is now in play.

Rachel Uchitel -- Cardboard Contestant

We've learned one of Rachel's friends is approaching Howard's people today, asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete against the other living, breathing contestants for the $100,000 prize.

Howard announced today he has 4 live mistresses signed up ... so far. But he's not saying who. We're thinking even a cardboard Rachel could beat a toothless Jaimee Grubbs or a shameless Joslyn James.

By the way, Rachel is moving back to Vegas next week, sans job. Fun fact -- Nevada is contiguous with Arizona.

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Tasha    

Hey I wrote a article about Tiger Wood on my blog page, come read tell me what you think. WWW.suckafreecrew.blogspot.com

1700 days ago
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tahoegeminii    

Stern had 3 of the 20 bimbos on his show-and the fact that Rachel was still trying to "get around" the details of her shut up extortion pay-off for several million to fame stalk for Stern's $75,000 just shows what a complete piece of trash she is- what a gold digging- you know what sucking, vampire bee-yotch-at least FINALLY her shut up contract is making her shut her fake flapping bulbous lips and keeping her off the trash media circuit-you would think she would just take the 3 mill from Tiger and disappear-but no-she is prostituting still to the media and ready to debase herself to the point of appearing on Stern-ANY woman that goes on Stern's show is an idiot -he only has women on his show he can defile-that is the reason he invites you-so just the invitation is disgusting-and there is Rachel begging and trying to scheme her way around her extortion contact to lick up Stern's C U M off the floor

1684 days ago
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tahoegeminii    

Also a word of warning for Skanchel Yuchitel-you better hope no Betty Broderick's come looking for you to make a global statement about gold digging homewreckers

How do think you have a "relationship" with a man because he pays you money for sex and you line up threesomes and give him BJ's in the bathroom -while at her job-I guess she was more worried about her freelancing than the job she was hired for-I think her ex-employers should sue her for obviously slacking on the job while "doing" her famous clientele in the can-more extortion-can someone put this bimbo away for extortion it seem to be how she steals every dollar she gets

1684 days ago
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MJFAN212    

R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON

1700 days ago
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horndog    

Howard who?

1700 days ago
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Trooper Tom    

Piss off Howard Stern you are history and nothing like this can change that. How about just backing off and let Tiger get some space from trash like this

1700 days ago
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???????????????????????    

RACHEL IS NOTHING BUT A WHORE!

1700 days ago
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London not England    

YA SLICKIN SLUT....

BAH WA WA..."HE'S SO SELFISH"..."HE NEVER LOVED ME"....(Even as I was breaking up his marriage...

NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT! YA SLUTS ARE ONLY/WERE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY ANYWAY....
as most SLUTS ARE!~!

I guess the PLAYBOY SHOOT WILL BE NEXT!

GET A JOB BITCH...on something other than your Back, or the Howard Stern Show!

1700 days ago
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devon    

wow....those poor women; by poor I mean, shortage of brains...really, THIS is how you want to be known? If I had an affair with a married man I would be humiliated and ashamed, not competing in a stupid pageant. Have they NO shame?

1700 days ago
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RealJerseyShore    

Howard Rules!!! Trooper Tom is a tool!!!
Howard needs at least 1/2 of them to participate .

1700 days ago
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kromen    

I wouldn't do them with Harvey's D!@k.

1700 days ago
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Bart    

It would be just like Christmas: HO HO HO

1700 days ago
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Jason Chambers    

GO AWAY YOU FILTHY SLUT!

1700 days ago
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TeamKate    

Howard Stern is a piece of garbage! All he has ever known to do is make a quick buck off of a womans @ss! He makes me so friggin sick....BARF!!!!

1700 days ago
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Judy    

What a class act you are TMZ...total bottom feeders. Even reading your site makes me want to jump in the shower and scrub with a disenfectant soap and very hot water.

1700 days ago
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