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Andy Dick 911 Call:

'He's Absolutely Loony'

4/13/2010 4:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Andy Dick was one wasted, babbling, trespassing, crazy man last week ... according to this awesome 911 call -- and we're not talking about the winery incident on Friday.

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The comedian nearly got his ass arrested earlier last week when -- according to the 911 caller -- he drunkenly barreled into her L.A. home in the middle of the night.

We're told the victim didn't want to press charges and cops simply drove Andy home.

The upside for Dick?  The caller thought he was a "well-to-do ... rich white man."  No joke.  You gotta hear it.


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1.

Ann    

Someone needs to dispose of this attention seeking lunatic.

1592 days ago
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aliceadams    

This looks freaking awesome!



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1592 days ago
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kromen    

Let that have been George Lopez or Chris Rock, hilarity will not have ensued.

1592 days ago
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CriticAl    

Too bad he didn't barrel into the home of an angry gun owner.

1592 days ago
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Zach Swan    

I think I'm going to save my $20,000. Rehab is obviously a complete waste of money. Are ANY celeb rehab patients still sober?

1592 days ago
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ray    

Kinda gay story. You forgot to tell us what he had for breakfast. Its always big news to know when people are reliving themselves in the bathroom to.

1592 days ago
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ray    

Kinda gay story. You forgot to tell us what he had for breakfast. Its always big news to know when people are reliving themselves in the bathroom to.

1592 days ago
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Mindy    

I've never been that wasted in my life-he's lucky he didnt get shot

1592 days ago
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Kelly    

Where's Dr. Drew when u need him??!! Oh yea..., babysitting the rest of Hollywood.
Money doesn't give these people the right to act like this. They need it taken away cuz they apparently forgot where they came from not to mention who got them there!!

1592 days ago
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floppy watson    

Is THIS your rock bottom Andy ****? I doubt it. I would have thought dragging your son Lucas onto Celeb Rehab would have been rock bottom. Do you give a sh*t at all about who you hurt? You will find your spine only when you finally decide to quit poisoning yourself and breaking the hearts of those that care about you.

1592 days ago
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get real    

Andy **** has gone BERSERK.....Substance Abuse can do this...We know that. **** is delusional.. How did he get to these peoples home he walked in too? Did he drive? This HAS to be ****s ROCK Bottom, If not he will probably end up 6 Ft under. Hes 45 yrs old. He has a son 22 years old and other kids... Does he have a parent alive? a Sibling? Someone needs to do a 502 hold on him now...The police should have taken him right to the ward that night. He needs to be Locked up before he hurts someone else.

1592 days ago
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SantaFeJack    

At the very least, Andy is a roaring alcoholic; how is it that his friends (I presume he has some left)have not convinced him to seek treatment? One also assumes that Dr. Drew has offered him good money to joing Celebrity Rehab. Doesn't Andy realize it's either that or he will end up in jail or dead? Hmmm.

1592 days ago
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Mindy    

People like Andy are in complete denial about the severity of their addiction. He probably surrounds himself only with enablers who are unwilling to stop him. He and Lindsey Lohan are headed for the same fate.

1591 days ago
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Smooch    

Ohhh Andy. So many of us have been rooting for you to get sober, Andy. I know you read TMZ and every comment about you. You have SO much support, Andy! You CAN fight this sickness, bb. You CAN win. Don't let this devil take you from us too early. You are way too special to this world to leave it prematurely <3

1591 days ago
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Smooch    

Ohhh Andy. So many of us have been rooting for you to get sober, Andy. I know you read TMZ and every comment about you. You have SO much support, Andy! You CAN fight this sickness, bb. You CAN win. Don't let this devil take you from us too early. You are way too special to this world to leave it prematurely <3

1591 days ago
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