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Tiger's #1 vs. Jesse's #1

Who'd You Rather?

4/13/2010 1:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel and Jesse James' alleged mistress #1 Michelle "Bombshell" McGee both love to get their pictures taken.


Question is ...



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46.

vindog    

Tatooed Homewrecking Skank vs Homewrecking Skank
Hmmm...



Candidly, I would do both as most men would, but the tatooed skank is like a Moped, a lot of fun to ride as long as your buddies don't see you. LOL



By the way, lets give TIGER a break. If that many attractive women threw their Cooter at any guy they too would fail. Mix in Alcohol and Vikeys and wam bam, thank you shank!



Rememebr Elin he is only getting nasty with these women becasue we want to see the Mother of our children differnetly than those skanks that will let you do all kinds of fantasy oriented nasty things to them. He only loves Elin though, know that!

1656 days ago
47.

Ana    

Michelle looks like a CORPSE!!! She's probably dead in bed lmao... omg what was Jesse thinking...

1656 days ago
48.

Destiny    

I love a gal with tattoo's but there is such a thing as to many... and on the face is a no no....



p.s she looks like Marilyn Manson if he was a girl... like he acts like he wants to be....

1656 days ago
49.

Jay    

I'm actually surprised more people (by a landslide) voted for Rachel! Michelle looks like a MUCH hotter f#ck!!

1655 days ago
50.

lhartwell    

UNREAL!
Ya got to love America, boy, I tell ya, only here can one do the shameful things BOTH of these {err....uuummm...ladies?} have done and than some how they are now celebs of some kind



Next we will find out they either are posing for a Playboy spread, getting their own reality show or signing off on some sex tape to get a buck. Oprah perhaps to tell "their side of the story"?



Makes me sick.Instead of being shunned they WILL profit, you betcha!




WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAME IN THIS COUNTRY?????

1655 days ago
51.

stonedjew    

huh the broad on the right looks like she'd lick your a** in bed. filthy whores.

1655 days ago
52.

big mouth vato    

harvey ...u r a lawyer..so i want to sue you for intentional infliction of emotional distress...stamp summons on the balding forehead of present day chola with the stenciled eyebrow...fricking waste of spermatazoa wallowing in filth and using space reserved for the decrepit...oh ..never mind

1655 days ago
53.

yaTHINK    

gross! these douches shoulda stuck to their wives!!!!!!!

1655 days ago
54.

Chris    

They both look like syphilis-infested gutter sluts.

1655 days ago
55.

wtf    

Michelle is seriosuly the hottest chick i've ever seen.



if she came to a strip club here in Chicago i would go and spend ALL of my money on lapdances from here, and then i would take out ALL the cash i could from all my credit cards and spend all of that on MORE lapdances!



then i would sell all my stuff and go back and spend all THAT on MORE lapdances from her.



you guys are huge dorks or complete liars (or queer) if you're saying you wouldn't **** that Bombshell!



i would cut my big toes off with a teaspoon for 1 hour with her!



1653 days ago
56.

RahRah    

two *** dumpsters...

1651 days ago
57.

Blomfeldt    

Can't wait for the Thai American to tee it up at Quail Hollow ! He thought he had problems before, with that pesky chipmunk moving in the background, or that flippant bird who dared to fly in his line of sight during his backswing, etc ... this is going to be absolutely priceless ! Love him or hate him, you have to admit that Eldrick is a compelling and captivating individual.

1650 days ago
58.

twitterdeetwitterdumber    

Best thing you could do after a night with Michelle, is to cut your d*ck off.

Then go to an eye doctor, AND have your head examined, for ever sticking it in her in the first place.

1511 days ago
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