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TMZ Sports6/29/2010 1:21 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

The World Cup has made Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo a little touchy-feely.

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The 25-year-old tanned futbol star is a pro at handling himself.



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Trish:  594 days ago

He has a nice smile.

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Sammie:  594 days ago

Sometimes ya just gotta scratch.

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LaToya Jackson:  594 days ago

I can help him with that..

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:  594 days ago

Oh Cristiano, you should not have to do that yourself--here, let me help you!! It would be ALL my pleasure!!!!!!

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LV:  594 days ago

Maybe it's a ritual for goodluck against Spain! XO

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c:  594 days ago

Blech. His greasy ass is not even cute.

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M:  594 days ago

Kinda sad he can grab all his wedding tackle in his small hand

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shift:  594 days ago

I approve.

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David:  594 days ago

#9 you're an idiot. A guys non erect peen is only like 2 inches.

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honesty:  594 days ago

I guess his family jewels are so small he has to keep checking on them?

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tg:  594 days ago

Take a bath - you wouldn't be itching.

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abi:  594 days ago

#11 i'm a girl but c'mon, its not. *imaginary measure* as far as i know its not.

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Uh:  594 days ago

Crotchety little man...I thought this was an article about Harvey. My mistake. I forgot the titles of TMZ stories have little to do with the content.

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M:  594 days ago

Sure doesn't appear to be much to grab there.



And #11, you are making this WAY too easy. Your little ****tail weenie may only be 2 inches soft or hard, but that's not normal, virgin.

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Marianne:  594 days ago

Who cares what he is doing he is one hot thing.....

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