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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

6/29/2010 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The World Cup has made Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo a little touchy-feely.

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The 25-year-old tanned futbol star is a pro at handling himself.



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1.

Trish    

He has a nice smile.

1555 days ago
2.

Sammie    

Sometimes ya just gotta scratch.

1555 days ago
3.

LaToya Jackson    

I can help him with that..

1555 days ago
4.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE    

Oh Cristiano, you should not have to do that yourself--here, let me help you!! It would be ALL my pleasure!!!!!!

1555 days ago
5.

LV    

Maybe it's a ritual for goodluck against Spain! XO

1555 days ago
6.

c    

Blech. His greasy ass is not even cute.

1555 days ago
7.

M    

Kinda sad he can grab all his wedding tackle in his small hand

1555 days ago
8.

shift    

I approve.

1555 days ago
9.

David    

#9 you're an idiot. A guys non erect peen is only like 2 inches.

1555 days ago
10.

honesty    

I guess his family jewels are so small he has to keep checking on them?

1555 days ago
11.

tg    

Take a bath - you wouldn't be itching.

1555 days ago
12.

abi    

#11 i'm a girl but c'mon, its not. *imaginary measure* as far as i know its not.

1555 days ago
13.

Uh    

Crotchety little man...I thought this was an article about Harvey. My mistake. I forgot the titles of TMZ stories have little to do with the content.

1555 days ago
14.

M    

Sure doesn't appear to be much to grab there.



And #11, you are making this WAY too easy. Your little ****tail weenie may only be 2 inches soft or hard, but that's not normal, virgin.

1555 days ago
15.

Marianne    

Who cares what he is doing he is one hot thing.....

1555 days ago
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