Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

He has a nice smile.

Sometimes ya just gotta scratch.

I can help him with that..

Oh Cristiano, you should not have to do that yourself--here, let me help you!! It would be ALL my pleasure!!!!!!

Maybe it's a ritual for goodluck against Spain! XO

Blech. His greasy ass is not even cute.

Kinda sad he can grab all his wedding tackle in his small hand

I approve.

#9 you're an idiot. A guys non erect peen is only like 2 inches.

I guess his family jewels are so small he has to keep checking on them?

Take a bath - you wouldn't be itching.

#11 i'm a girl but c'mon, its not. *imaginary measure* as far as i know its not.

Crotchety little man...I thought this was an article about Harvey. My mistake. I forgot the titles of TMZ stories have little to do with the content.

Sure doesn't appear to be much to grab there.

And #11, you are making this WAY too easy. Your little ****tail weenie may only be 2 inches soft or hard, but that's not normal, virgin.

Who cares what he is doing he is one hot thing.....