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Mini-Mart Burglar Makes Total Ass of Himself

7/8/2010 7:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Some giant dumbass in Daytona Beach needs serious burglary lessons -- because based on security footage, dude still hasn't learned how to cover his butt ... literally.



The bare-assed heist went down in late March -- and according to law enforcement sources, the cheeky thief broke in through the ceiling before making off with a load of cash.

Now cops need your help. If you recognize this man ... or his ass ... please call Detective Snowden of the DBPD at (386) 671-5245.

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imstac    

His ass, his face , im sure they both resemble eachother except for maybe a few pimples. Anyone have spackle for that "big ass crack?"

1482 days ago
2.

Freddy    

Atleast we all see now why Lindsay missed her alcohol ed classes.

1481 days ago
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ROBERTO    

TMZ should have a contest to name this guy. I have two suggestions: "The Bare-Assed Bandit" or "The Butt Bandit".

1481 days ago
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Stephen Redmod    

Orlando Bloom trying to make up for the things that were stolen from him, I told him to bring back William Turner but no he said Disney makes him feel like a kid, well this certainly shows them huh?

1481 days ago
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david kiser    

YOU KNOW THIS WON'T MAKE AMERICAS MOST WANTED! EVEN JOHN WALSH HAS HIS STANDARDS!

1481 days ago
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Everizza    

I searched for Elena Kagan and this is the first result. I wonder who tagged this.

1372 days ago
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Criminy    

I think it is a woman with a big butt.

968 days ago

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