Gwyneth Paltrow -- Bikini Season in the Hamptons

FOTOSHOP REQUIRED. THE "BEFORE" PICS ARE TOTALLY FUGLY.

baby got a pancake butt.

Thanks, Harvey. Now I gotta go beat off.

Not impressed. I'm being kind.

I'D DO HER.

She's shaped like a telephone pole.

Whoops, wrong Iron Man 2 actress to show bikini photos of. Send me an alert when you get some of Scarlett Johannsen....

Not a flattering bikini on her - her arms and legs look to small for her torso. I've seen 14 year olds with more womanly bodies then hers.

The top looks fine but the bottoms are a little small. If they were fit to her body it would look great. She looks good.

She looks gross.

She looks pretty good. I mean, c'mon, two kids later? She does need someone to be more honest with her about her clothing choices. Top and bottom are both the wrong style for her body type.

Looks like Coldplay from the back side!!

she looks like goop.

suffering from the early stages of osteoporosis due to that stupid diet of hers

flat azz...no boobs.....and an uglee face...there aint nothing sexy about this broad......her butt looks as flat as a table top...bitch ccan afford some implants like kim kardashian!