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Andy Dick -- How to Get Rejected by a Model

7/22/2010 6:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you ever wondered how NOT to pick up a gorgeous bikini model, Andy Dick recently put on a free clinic ... and luckily for you, we have video of the entire ordeal.


It all went down during the recent filming of an online reality show called "If I Can Dream" -- when the smoking hot star of the show, Giglianne Braga, stumbled upon Dick sleeping alone in the sand.

Unfortunately for Braga, Dick woke up ... and began hitting on her like his name was Gerard Butler.

Dick was then rejected more times than he's been arrested -- despite slurring stellar pickup lines like, "I'm gonna kiss you and hold you and cuddle you and f**k you."


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Why Lindsay Lohan is in jail while this always drunk and often stoned douchebag is free to roam around pawing and molesting men and women is beyond me. How he always manages to stumble away without a much deserved ass beating is beyond me. Why isn't he doing jail time yet?

1518 days ago


meh. same pick up lines we use at Coach and Horses on Sunset. Same results, too.

1518 days ago


Unless that model was a guy, then its all an act, Andy is clearly flaming.

1518 days ago

to little    

They were filming Andy **** take a leak in the bushes TMZ doesn't even point that out..

1518 days ago

to little    

Tmz doesn't even point out that the camera man is filming him taken a piss

1518 days ago


andy andy andy....put down the bottle for christ's sake...your making a damn fool of youself...for real

1518 days ago


was that really funny enough to post twice? ..tim

1518 days ago


Andy needs to be on Celeb Rehab! I know he's not really a Celeb, but I'm sure he could use the money.

What a loser.

Years ago dude was kinda funny. Now he's just painful to watch.

1518 days ago

Andy supporter    

(To Kelly)
Andy WAS on Celbrity Rehab for a brief time but, unfortunately, with addictions as bad as he has them, a brief stint in rehab is not enough. What Andy needs is an Intervention where he would have to go away for an extended time in rehab and then to continue in a sober living facility. Yes, Andy is a Celeb because he is one of the funniest comics out there, he's just had a rough time finding his way, that's all.

1518 days ago

Just Sayin    

andy **** is chris brown status

1518 days ago

Just Sayin    

omg we cant say ****?

1518 days ago


Posters, stop vilifying this person. He is mentally ill. If you want to blame someone - blame the system. Clearly. Someone is reported missing when you run their plate and you let him go? What a poor job that police officer did. At least make a phone call. It takes 5 minutes. He could have spared Jennifer Aniston from having to deal with this and spared a young, mentally ill man from a lot of embarassment and public humiliation. Mental illness is leading cause of suicide. To have your photo posted for the world to see is shameful. Some things cross the line. It is sad, the society we live in today. The way pictures are posted online like this. It's really, really sad. I feel for this man and his family.

Posted at 12:46 AM on Jul 22, 2010 by EastCoastGirl
andy just needs to die quietly

1518 days ago


Back in the "News Radio" days, was he this continually screwed up?

1518 days ago


I find it HILARIOUS that Andy D I C K was a commenter on a program I recently watched about tragic comics (Farley, Bulushi, etc) who died of drug use. How dare HE *comment* when HE is down that same path?!!?!

1518 days ago

Celebrities Suck    

ewww And **** is exactly that a total ****....

1518 days ago
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