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Lindsay Lohan

Fine Dining

Behind Bars

7/20/2010 2:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It may not be Katsuya, but Lindsay Lohan has a delicious dinner in store on her first night in jail.

Our jailhouse mole tells TMZ Turkey Tetrazzini is on the menu tonight.  Actually, it's the only option.  For those who aren't familiar, it's a turkey casserole with noodles, mushrooms and cream sauce.

And there are sides -- Applesauce, broccoli coleslaw and wheat bread.  And there's also milk to wash it all down.



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Someone of her caliper should really be served something more palatable, like maybe Cream of Dilaudid soup w/ Cocaine Cacciatore.

1526 days ago


Dont look too bad to me, they are feeding her to well!!!

1526 days ago


Question for TMZ: how big is her cell? It might be bigger than the room I live in in a shared flat. Does she get air conditioning (and maybe hair conditioners too?)?

1526 days ago


PLEASE! PLEASE! This may be the best day of Lindsay Lohans young, stupid mistake maiking, over indulging, neurotic, narrcissistic SO very UNIMPORTANT life. Now that I think about may be one of the best days of my life too, because now I can show my daughter that no matter how rich or famous you are, you can still be an *******. A rich and famous ******* is still *******!

1526 days ago

just wait    

has loham been sucking on someone's johnson? what is wrong with her lips? toooo much botox or has the jail chow already started to take effect? bottom line, she is ugly!!!!! what was disney thinking??? enough said...

1526 days ago


POOOOOOOOR BABY. I'm a star and don't have to do jail!! LOL Join the real world. Stupid is as stupid does. If she would have followed the rules, this wouldn't have happened.

1526 days ago

Straight Talkin Texan    

Sounds better than what I'm having for dinner.

1526 days ago


#61 Enough already about this actress. Let her complete her jail time and rehab. Then report on her if she gets nominated for an Oscar down the road. Like Robert Downey Jr. and other celebs, she needs to get off her meds, whether they are prescription or illicit. Perhaps in the future Ms. Lohan will be referred to as the next Meryl Streep, but that day is far off.

Posted at 11:51 AM on Jul 20, 2010 by Brian J


You better get off your meds, because you're starting to halucinate. Lindsay Lohan is not going to win an Oscar; she is not going to be the next Meryl Streep; and the only award she is going to win is Best Shower Buddy at the next Convicts' Convention.

1526 days ago


What a shame that the courts don't treat everyone the same. If a non-celeb got the ssme sentence, he/she would spend the entire time, 90 days, behind bars. This is pathetic that she will be treated differently!

1526 days ago


It has all the major food groups. She's not supposed to eat like she's at the country club.

1526 days ago


What about her lips and hair. By the time she leaves jail, her lip will be deflated and her red roots will be showing big time.

1526 days ago


no daily shower...ewww...way to dye your hair blonde too...cant get your roots done in jail silly...I bet she wont be there for more than 3 days anyway.."the jail is overcrowded"

1526 days ago


who cares!

1526 days ago


She's in the same slammer as the chick that allegedly robbed her. HEHEHEHE

1526 days ago


She is going in looking good and will return looking even better!
She is HOT ! I could watch her all month and never bat an eye lid! I hope she returns to acting soon after her release !

1526 days ago
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