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A Classic Turtleneck Situation

7/22/2010 4:30 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

A vintage family picture of "Jersey Shore" stomach flasher The Situation (center) with his siblings -- in matching ribbed turtlenecks -- has been unearthed.

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Despite being taken prior to "Jersey Shore" days, Garden State archaeologists confirm Sitch's photo does contain trace amounts of GTL.


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BallaBlocka    

LOL, all the males in his family love wearing tight-ass shirts that show off their physiques, LOL. That's gay.....

1501 days ago
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moe l.    

D-O-R-K, one letter for each of them.

1501 days ago
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trey    

Hey BallaBlocka, that isnt all thats gay in that picture, not that there is anything wrong with that.

1501 days ago
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LMN    

Slow news day + ugly family = this picture on TMZ

1501 days ago
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anony    

If he's the best looking one in the picture, you know that's gotta be pretty sad.
His brother on the right looks like he's got shark teeth--slant in instead of straight down (normal) or out (buck teeth).

1501 days ago
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Cartman    

At least he's not showing his abs.

1501 days ago
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Scav    

His sister is kinda hot...Nothing on the net about her.

1501 days ago
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starselynn    

Ahahahahahaha! I'm NEVER gonna have my kids dress alike for a stupid ass picture. Thta's embarassing for evebody =/

1501 days ago
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laurie    

That is about the uglies family - wow who has got the beak on the family - mom or dad. Nose jobs all around!!!

turtlenecks are for queers

1501 days ago
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BallaBlocka    

Sorry but, his sister don't look hot there. She looks like one of them with a wig on, LOL....

1501 days ago
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HipChick    

His sister was on the 1st season of Jersey Shore for like 1 or 2 episodes...she started hooking up with Vinny, then Vinny ditched her at a club to hook up with some cougar, which happened to be the chick their boss from the tee-shirt store went out on a date with the very same night.

1501 days ago
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Fallopia Lopez    

The Sorrentino family schnozz gene is clearly dominant. Kinda looks like a pear.

1501 days ago
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Chun LI    

That's funny Balla!!!

1501 days ago
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truth hurts    

little sis is cute, but those guys...so sad. hope they have great personalities.

1501 days ago
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Steve    

Is brother (On the Left) has great boobs....Maybe thats who Mike practiced with.

As for his little brother in the middle ;-) well thats another story..lmao

1501 days ago
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