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Miles Austin Stomachs Kim Kardashian's Teeny Bikini

7/22/2010 12:25 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

With her bikini bottom stretched from coast-to-coast, Kim Kardashian went for a dip in the ocean with her ripped NFL boyfriend Miles Austin in Cabo on Wednesday.

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Seismologists warn of a massive crack near the ocean floor.

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61.

shan    

Im a woman and of average size much like Kim and I know a nice ass when I see one. What happened to firm, round and nicely bronzed and without dimples and yeah the crack thing - please.

There are some awesome asses out there - Kim just doesnt have one of them. I have never seen her date a white guy - black dudes like big fat butts - soooo good for her flavor of the week!

1492 days ago
62.

stacey    

With her money, you'd think she could afford to buy a bikini bottom that fits her.

1492 days ago
63.

Sammy    

So she has a big ass? So what? So does Jennifer Lopez. What is she supposed to do anyway? Hide in the house and never go out? Everybody is different. I don't know whay people think that they have the right to comment on the size of somebody's ass. Would you be making ugly remarks if she had a huge nose? How about a huge forehead?
Anyway, this guy is Miles whats-his-name is waaaaay better lookin' than Reggie Bush. Go Kim!

1492 days ago
64.

Briana    

Um, #47? That would be "pear shaped", and women are either born with that shape, or not...it is not age related. And if you actually stop trying to be smart (which you will obviously ultimately fail at), you will see that Kim's shoulders are about the same width as her hips, or just slightly smaller, and that she has a narrow waist. Therefore, she has an hour-glass figure. Pear shaped women, regardless of their age, have tiny, sloped shoulders, and their bodies gradually widen until they end at very wide hips. Usually no really defined waist at all, and frequently a flat butt.

But it's all right, you're dim. It can't be helped...at least 50% of the population, statistically, is required to be less than intelligent. At least you're not alone.

1492 days ago
65.

Briana    

Once more, a lot of people posting simply to display ugliness and ignorance. Hey, 'tards, it is possible to grow a butt like that without injections, on a fit and sexy body, you don't have to be a black woman, and what is with all of the boos and hisses from the peanut gallery about her bikini bottom? Go to any public pool, any day of the summer, in any neighborhood, from dirt poor to incredibly affluent and exclusive, from urban to rural, and you will see women who think of themselves as "hot" wearing suits that are wedged firmly in their rear cleavage because they are anorexic bone-yards suffering from Lack-of-ass syndrome, and can't keep their two-piece bottoms from cheek-creeping.

Also, one can go to the the shopping establishments on the highest rung of the social order ladder, and observe emaciated, bucket-assed 40+ socialites in low-rider jeans showing off more plumber's moon (and camel toe, ew) than Kim is showing in her beach picture. Sorry, but I'd sooner look at Kim than a walking skeleton.

I don't think she's talented at much other than stealing the spot-light, and I never think home-made, celebutard sex-tapes are even close to erotic (highly amusing and sometimes revolting, yes), but she does get people's attention, doesn't she? As for all the putrid commentary about "dark meat" etc., (I'm surprised we haven't heard, "Once you had black, you never go back", o, oops, I said it, now it's out), why do any of you care who she dates, or hooks up with, or has sex with, or whatever? Are you engaging in voyeuristic fantasies? Do you want a little color in your lives (NO offense, I am directing this to the racist white posters)? Do you really think that race makes that big a difference (oooo, I said "big") in who you date because of ability, talent, class, technique or...size? What morons you must be if you do. And many white men don't want a rack of coat hangers in their beds, they like curves, and a voluptuous woman. And some black men prefer someone leaner. Grow up, losers.

I just do wish that Miles Austin would find a slightly more, well, total package. She may look hot, and BE hot...but you do have to get vertical sometimes, and possibly engage in a conversation...and I do believe that is where Ms. Kardashian may be lacking. And she doesn't seem to believe in "quiet time" either, and she is all about, well, Kim. Well, he should have fun for a while, but make sure to get while the getting is good...before carat weights and co-habitation become a serious topic.

1492 days ago
66.

Cartman    

It's not that she likes black athletes, she likes those NFL-sized paychecks.

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't hangin wif no poor ni____, well Kanye can sing the rest. ;)

1492 days ago
67.

Nicole    

i agree with the first poster who said about her being a no talent whore who got famous for making a porno tape , its pathetic how people worship this bimbo and her damn clan , and kim try covering your fat ass nobody wants to see it

1492 days ago
68.

truth hurts    

He is not cute but she is determined to be with a famous athlete. Miles, Kim is too hot for you and is going to eventually do you dirty.

1492 days ago
69.

amber    

she could at least get a suit that fits and covers her ass crack

1492 days ago
70.

nisiek    

Kim is as nasty as they come...why she gets so much attention is beyond me...PLASTIC ASS, NOSE, FACE, BREASTS..SHE IS SUCH A W H O R E too...what man would want to touch that is beyond me...nasty s l u t

1492 days ago
71.

nisiek    

TRUST ME...I AM NOT JEALOUS OF KIM, I KNOW HOW UGLY SHE IS ON THE INSIDE, HOW FAKE AND MANIPULATIVE THAT WHOLE NASTY FAMILY IS...TRUST, THEY ARE MEAN, NASTY, OPPORTUNISTIC, GROSS AND FAKE AS H E L L...NO LOVE LOST THERE..THEY ARE JUST DISGUSTING..THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM, BUT KIM BY FAR IS THE WORSE!!

1492 days ago
72.

THIN LIZZY    

Haters, she's got more money than everyone put together on this web site. She likes the dark meat so what? Ass thaT BIG YOU BETTER BE PACKIN! BUNCH OF JEALOUS LIMP ****S

1492 days ago
73.

Steve    

BP should have used her ass to stop that oil spill weeks ago!

1492 days ago
74.

B-legit    

Hey, if you got it flaunt it. haha It's going to be interesting how Miles Austin is going to perform this year. Also, to the person who commented #6, Kim isn't white if you hadn't noticed. Kim has some major butt botox or something. Hopefully with a crack like that, the ocean floor didn't break.

1492 days ago
75.

AJ    

Man I would love for a camera to follow around some of the people commenting or should I say "HATING" on this thread... then I'd like for those pictures to get posted and then let everyone nitpick the f*ck out of em'....LOL could you imagine? Cause you can do it to anyone... its so easy to hate... I just want to say this I have a very big shoulders and chest for my size(workout alot)...and I have a short torso... I haven't been able to wear a button up shirt in years ...and when I buy a regular one I either have to buy it really tight fitting upper body wise or it just swallows me in length ... so my choices are I either wear one that shows my muscles or I get swallowed whole and look like a wigger minus the sideways hat...LOL... You ever think Kim with her booty runs into anything like that?? Like I either run it small or its either going to SAG or look like Granny Panties... ever even think of giving someone the benefit of the doubt in an area like that?? I know us non-homos appreciate that she wears what she wears and not saggy bottoms or granny panties... You guys just keep on hating though....but if your a woman please post your bikini picture and let us all look or if your a man and think that ass (kim's) is nasty please post a picture of your bf, gf or wife.. whatever...LOL..thanks...

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