
Probably for the best -- because it's pretty difficult to marry someone you're not allowed to talk to.

This guy has to be the grossest person on the planet (along w/ John Gosslin) Michael is a total idiot and Gloria Allred's daughter is crazy to represent him. He is not a star so please stop giving him attention.
I think the judge should sentence these two, to a life sentence together. It would be (a)perfect punishment.
Michael Lohan. Don't know you personally (bonus); however, it seems as though the best part of you slithered down your mom's backside. Sad excuse for a man.
When you think about it, there is not much difference between TMZ staff and Michael. Both have no credibility, both try to "use" their non-existent relationship with Lindsay for financial gain (human sponges), both are junkies, and both are repulsive. Michael keeps buying the TMZ staff boxes of kibble and apparently it's working...The barking continues and Harvey has learned to sit-up (or did he already know that?)
what the hell is up with "asdasdqw" trying to sell knock of chit!! No one wants your crap so stop posting it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ Uh...TMZ has no credibility but you're here with the rest of us reading and posting away!
Hey TMZ, Does this guy get paid everytime you do a story on him?
What does he do for a living? Just curious :)
#16 Yes, I'm here to voice my disdain for TMZ, while most are here for tabloid fabrications. Different strokes for different folks
Who gives a ****??? Go away moron. You are NOBODY & keep trying to live off your daughter, ultra pathetic! You redefine loser!
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