
The world's youngest looking 47-year-old was hanging with her husband Ashton Kutcher ... who appeared to appreciate her intoxicating demeanor ... but eventually confiscated the booze.
Nothing wrong with a little summer day drinkin' near the beach!

She had her implants taken out . Going back to were she was in "About last night " days.
MUAHHAHAHWWWHAHAAAA!
She is much too old to dress like that or behave that way. What a looser! She can attempt to feign her age as much as she wants but she's a mother of three and should stop behaving like a sophomoric ass.
Of course she has a "ridiculously toned physique." She has all the time in the world to exercise and money to pay for surgery.
I thought her "red string around the wrist" quasi-religion didn't allow drinking? I don't even know what it is called or I'd have looked it up.
Her "ridiculously toned physique" is due to plastic surgery and all the time and money in the world to devote to herself. I don't care how much she wnats to lie about it. Still, after all the botox and plastic surgery, she is still a solid 6 1/2 to a 7.
she hasnt tired of the iowa head case yet? or he hasnt sobered up himself long enough to really realize what he's signed up for. both are turning out to be chumps of the highest order. he's a bona fide head case like his fellow iowan, tom arnold, and she's, well she's just plain nutso. Ask her daugher, whats her name? Siren?
Hey Ashton!!
Look up the term "peri-menopause" and then look up the symptoms.
Then consider this:
1/3 of all women basically skip the dreaded menopause thing.
1/3 have mild to severe symptoms that go away in 7-10 years.
1/3 have horrible man-hating symptoms for the rest of their lives.
Dude.
You have a 2/3 chance that you are going to wake up in bed with SATAN any day now.
Enjoy it while you can, pal. Cuz it is going to end with a one great big thud.
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