'Jersey Shore' Cast -- Too Close for Comfort

It's starting out a slow news day with nose hairs...

lose the fauxhawk already douche...

As if his personality weren't enough to turn you off! GROSSSSSS

Slow day, TMZ? Nosehairs on douchebags? Nice nosehair Pauly T, by the way. And what does pauly have to do with music? Oh wait, it's Mtv. Nevermind. I thought the M in Mtv stood for music.

someones been taking a couple bumps before the show.....clean your nostrils dude!!

Lol, I want to know who would think to zoom in on this?

I wonder how many wieners have been in that homosexual's mouth.

Why does TMZ waste space on this collection of no-talent, nauseaating trash? Isn't Kardashian and Hilton and Lohan and the rest of all that celebrity garbage enough?

Look a that F'n Jungle grown from his nose!!! hahahahahah haha ha ha

MTV shouls be changed to STV(S%*t! TV)

GROSE... I can only imagine how out of hand his pubic hair must be!

Check out those poor spiders trying to escape from his nose.

****ing *******

NICE ponytail from your blow HO!

HOLY MO~LEE he got the soap on a rope stuck up his nose