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The Sitch's Pad -- Zero-Tolerance Loudmouth Policy

9/14/2010 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation can forget about throwing "Jersey Shore"-style ragers at the swanky L.A. bachelor pad he's got his eye on -- TMZ has learned ... the apartment complex has a zero-tolerance noise policy.

According to sources at The Palazzo, residents are required to sign a no-noise agreement before they move in -- and if they get even one complaint after that ... it's eviction time, no excuses.

Strict noise policy aside, the joint is pretty sweet -- we're told they have a Saturday brunch by the pool and also boast a fully functioning spa.

The place costs $5,300 a month -- but as we previously reported, "DWTS" would foot the bill if Sitch decides to chisel in.


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There's only one thing more retarded than calling yourself "The Situation"... and that is TMZ calling him "Sitch". I just got douche chills.

1497 days ago


you should check out is hillarious

1497 days ago


This place is U-G-L-Y!! I've seen senior housing more fashionable than this and they get 3 meals a day! Take the abs away and what does The Situation have? Old age won't be good to him.

1497 days ago

cheryl h.    

i have absloutely NOTHING against "the situation" but has ANYONE noticed he looks EXACTLY like a bobble head?!!!!? he has that fine body but has that long ass neck with a big ass head on top that looks as tho it is gonna topple over or just bobble around. Am i the only one who has caught this?

1497 days ago


Oh great another place where I have to worry about running into douche bags. Next he'll be crashing my favorite breakfast spot....toast.

But hey at least it's not the La Brea Apartments....

1495 days ago
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