Dina Lohan -- Armed and Dangerous

Bring in the clowns. The 3 ringed circus is about to begin.

Can we say 3 ringed circus.

I hope he brings Mr. Smythe and Ms. Wesum and cleans up his family mess! He seems to be the least insane and most correct so far. Maybe the judge would step up and jail them all...

Funny how Michael and Dina were once in love

Michael was right all along Dina - you freaking idiot. Guess you had no choice but to show up this time and beg the judge to not lock her up since your $$ are drying up.
You are disgusting.
Go home.

Lets get ready to rumble the only question is lease in his weird way Michael wants to help Lindsay while white Opraph still say nothing is wrong with her strung out druggie cash cow

Maybe Michael will write another song to sing to Lindsay in court...god help us! :)

Lindsay just made a local paper called "the Jail Report", and you outta see the losers they have her grouped with. Sex offenders, some chick who looks like Samuel l., and toothless, inbred ICP fans. Way to go Lindsay, you really blew it

What if Michael gets there first? Can she really bust out the CPO if he was in the building and she knew he was in the building before she entered it? I sort of want to see her get snubbed and have to wait on the curb.

I don't know why either parent would bother going to court except that they are both raging attention whores.

I'll bring the popcorn.

I am sorry, but I hate this woman!

Her and her daughters are nightmares and all of them should be locked up!

Michael might be nuts and a pain in the butt, but he does seem more genuine than Dina who is only out for the money.

Get your popcorn ready!

THE QUESTION IS , WILL SHE PULL THE TRIGGER , OR IS THIS JUST AEMPTY THREAT. I FRANKLY WISH SHE DOES. 6 MONTHS IN A LOS ANGELES JAIL WILL DO MICHAEL GOOD. THIS WILL ALSO DO LINDSAY GOOD. THAT WOULD DO HER DAUGHTER GOOD , SINCE SHE PICKED THE WRONG MAN TO FATHER HER KIDS. WILL SHE DO IT , IS THE QUESTION. LINDSAY SHOULD HAVE DONE IT.

It's like the night before Christmas...